Usweasilgirl- well this is like my second fic ever! So I hope you like it. Oh and it is somewhat based on sherilin kenyons book night play.
Misao- its because you cant think for yourself!
Aoshi- hm…
Usweasilgirl- I can to! In fact the story line is from a dream I had im just using the books creatures! Besides you should be happy! U get him(points to aoshi who is sipping tea)! I could of just put myself and have him instead of you!
Misao- grrrr!
Usweasilgirl- grrr!
Both pull out kunai and gets ready to fight…
Aoshi- Usweasilgirl doesn't own sherilin Kenyon or rk or any dark hunter books.(well I have some Im just not the auther)
Misao and Usweasilgirl- oh my God! He spoke!
EYES OF THE TIGER'what a beautiful day' Misao thought ' the sun is shining, the birds are singing….'
"and here I am serving coffie at starbucks! I should be outside enjoying myself not waisting my Saturday waiting tables just so I can pay for my apartment!"
"misao" the store owner said "youre free to go, we have enough hands today."
"oh thank you mr burnestein! See you Monday!" misao chirped while grabbing her purse and heading out the door.
"wow! What luck!" misao said to herself. 'so what to do first hmmm….. I know! I'll go to the park and practice kempo by the pond! Its always so peaceful there.'
"I was right! It's so sunny!" stated misao while walking through the park. " the breeze is nice, the trees are green, and there's an injured tiger by that bush….." Misao stopped and and backtracked that last thought. " Holy crap! There's a wild tiger on the loose!" she stared at the tiger for a few minutes. 'good thing I like tigers or I would be scared shitless right about now.' She took another look at it from afar. ' it does seem really hurt and not that much capable of hurting me.' Misao approached it slowly. " okay mr. Tiger time to see if youre alive first." She found a stick and started poking it, in return she got a painful grunt. 'poor thing…. I guess it wouldn't hurt to taki it home and patch it up then call the zoo.' Although misao had the feeling that taking it to the zoo was a very bad thing to do.
Misao tried for a complete thirty minutes to pick the tiger up, but to each time she tried she found that it was pretty much well…..
" damn youre to heavy" misao said with a huff. Misao decided to sit down and think about this for a moment. She couldn't carry it the car because people would see and then freak. She started tapping her head with her fore finger. ' hmm what to do…. I got it!' she jumped up and dug out her cell phone from her purse. 'I'll call kaoru! She's a veterinarian! She'll now what to do!'
"hello? Kaoru speaking."
" Hi Kaoru, it's misao. Listen I have a problem, bring your animal ambulance here, im in the park by the pond."
"okay but first whats the problem"
" you know how much you like wild animals!"
" no"
" well, I got a tiger here and it looks pretty beat up"
"misao are you pulling my leg?"
"NO!" misao
yelled into the phone "why would I make this up?"
"because
were in the middle of Kyoto meaning no jungles plus you have the
psychological imigination of a three year old in which I still think
you need to see someone about that"
" I'm telling the truth! And its not my fault that I have a miner mental retardation, so what if I imagined the pixie using my toilet or the time I saw the abominable snowman wearing frosties top hat playing sled in the snow!" misao exclaimed "oh… just get your animal lovin ass over here!" she hung up.
Aoshi woke up to a blinding light and a cold table under him. He tried to get but remembered the battle he had that he nearly escaped with his life, not to mention he felt it too. He looked at a near by mirror and noticed that he was in his tiger form, emedietly he changed into a human, which didn't look any better. 'my close are so badly torn and my favorite coat is completely ruined' he would have to go get new ones. The sound of voices broke his train of thought. 'I better turn into a tiger again to hide my identity.' He hoped back on the table(with much grace might I add- hint sarcasm).
"well Kaoru what's his condition?" misao asked
"it seems that he was in a fight with something and….. oh he's awake." She pointed out.
Misao ran over to him and petted him. "poor thing, hey you think I could keep him"
"misao he's a wild animal" kaoru snorted.
"but he's hurt please, please, please." Misao begged with puppy dog eyes.
"misao! He is a ferocious beast!" Misao just kept begging with her eyes.
"oh fine!"
"yay!"
"but if he starts acting funny CALL THE ZOO!"
"I promise!" misao looked at the tigar " looks like were roomies!"
'not if I can help it' aoshi thought trying to get up off the table but found that he could not. ' COME ON YOU DID IT A FEW MINUTES AGO!'
"misao, one problem. How are you going to get him home?"
Misao turned torward Kaoru and did her best impression of a 4year old. "its time to go in de ambuuuulaaaance!"
'like hell im going to be someones pet!' aoshi thought, but the sharp stab of pain told him other wise.
" Well mr. Tiger looks like we need to get you a name, cant keep calling you Mr. Tiger forever. Hmm I now how about…"misao was interrupted by kaoru.
"no misao you cant call him tigger."
"awww" sighed " But I like ti double gu rr"
"like I said you really need to se someone about that head of yours"
'okay I better stop this before it gets to far, I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.' Aoshigot off the table despite his immense pain and made his way to the eye chart. He got up on his hind legs and put his paw on the 'A'.
"A" Misao said "are you trying to tell me something?"
He put his paw on the 'O'
"O"
Then he put his paw on the 'S'
"S"
thin the 'H'
"H"
then the 'I'
"I"
He sat down on the ground.
"hmm Aoshi, is that your name Aoshi?" Misao asked. He nodded.
" Misao! This is amazing! He's really smart for an animal."
Misao and Aoshi glared at her. "what? No normal animal can do that" Kaoru exclaimed.
"it just sounded like you were calling animals stupid or something."
"oh that's right your also an anti- killing for sport or caging animals person." Kaoru stated.
"well Aoshi, lets go home I think you need some rest." Misao said smilling, also ignoring Kaoru's last statement.
'heaven help me…..PLEASE!' Aoshi thought.
Usweasilgirl- okay well theres the first chapter! Man that was really fun! Also please tell me if I got Aoshi's personality right. If want to know what happens next you'll have to wait till I put a new chapter up. Isn't that right misao!
Misao is currently ready to pounce on Usweasilgirl.
Misao- die!(she jumps)
Usweasilgirl- aoshi! Calm down your weasel before she foams at the mouth! Or I wont put in that scene you wanted!
( imedietly Aoshi grabs misao from mid air and kisses her which makes misao forget all about Usweasilgirl.)
Misao- ahhhhhh(sighing from bliss)
Usweasil girl- ah my eyes! I didn't mean that! Go get a room!
Aoshi just shrugs and holds up a hotel key.
USWeasilgirl- (twich) didn't need to see that either.
Misao- what? that's our room that we stay in while we help you host this story.
USWeasilgirl- fine Aoshi I'll put the scene in.(giving up)
Misao- what scene? What is she talking about Aoshi- sama?
Aoshi just shrugs again while she is still in his lap.
Misao- okay what are you two planning!
USWeasilgirl- nothing, nothing at all!
Misao- tell me now!(misao jumps on USWeasilgirl and they begin fighting again)
Aoshi- please review.
USWeasilgirl- quickly push the button! Push the button!
Misao- come here you!
