JOAN'S RHAPSODY
Parody of The Strokes' "Hard To Explain" Written by Philip Moore
Walking round this place
Cleo's over there
Attracting every stare
My friend Abe looks that way
My friend Abe looks that way
Does he have some idea
That skanky ho's to blame
But I love him just the same
He don't see it that way
No, he don't see it that way
He's just my best friend now, but
I want more than
Simple friendship here, now
I want him bad
CHORUS
To tell it to him
Can't find the right way
It's only three words
But hell to explain
I say the right things
He acts the wrong way
And sometimes I think
It's better this way
But yet I still try
To be, in his eyes
A little more than
A lifelong friend
He goes about like
She comes from the sky
It's my job to say
*
As if he can't decide
Just the other day
She went with JFK
But I have never done that
No, I have never done that
He's just my best friend now, but
I want more than
Simple friendship here, now
I want him bad
CHORUS no. 2
I say the right things
He acts the wrong way
And sometimes I think
It's better this way
But yet I still try
To be, in his eyes
A little more than
A lifelong friend
He goes about like
She comes from the sky
It's my job to say
That I love the guy
I'll get him, you'll see
I'm destined to be
The girl of his dreams
His one and only
To tell it to him
Can't find the right way
It's only three words
But hell to explain
Parody of The Strokes' "Hard To Explain" Written by Philip Moore
Walking round this place
Cleo's over there
Attracting every stare
My friend Abe looks that way
My friend Abe looks that way
Does he have some idea
That skanky ho's to blame
But I love him just the same
He don't see it that way
No, he don't see it that way
He's just my best friend now, but
I want more than
Simple friendship here, now
I want him bad
CHORUS
To tell it to him
Can't find the right way
It's only three words
But hell to explain
I say the right things
He acts the wrong way
And sometimes I think
It's better this way
But yet I still try
To be, in his eyes
A little more than
A lifelong friend
He goes about like
She comes from the sky
It's my job to say
*
As if he can't decide
Just the other day
She went with JFK
But I have never done that
No, I have never done that
He's just my best friend now, but
I want more than
Simple friendship here, now
I want him bad
CHORUS no. 2
I say the right things
He acts the wrong way
And sometimes I think
It's better this way
But yet I still try
To be, in his eyes
A little more than
A lifelong friend
He goes about like
She comes from the sky
It's my job to say
That I love the guy
I'll get him, you'll see
I'm destined to be
The girl of his dreams
His one and only
To tell it to him
Can't find the right way
It's only three words
But hell to explain