Normal Monday's Chaos

By: Solar Hawk

Disclaimer: Solar Hawk doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

Prologue

It was a fine Monday morning, all Monday-ish and such. And on this fine day, our favorite Fullmetal Alchemist stars were gathered in a circle in a dusty old library.

"It's just a simple transmutation!" Edward Elric insisted. They were all standing in a circle around a few objects. Ed was next to Al, then came Riza, Hughes, and finally Mustang.

"I dunno..." Maes Hughes sighed, "I may not do Alchemy but it sure sounds complicated."

"Come on!" Alphonse begged. "It sounds like fun and it could be really helpful!"

"Hmm," Roy Mustang said thoughtfully.

"What are your thoughts on this subject, sir?" Riza Hawkeye asked.

"I agree with Al on this one, it could be helpful. But it could rip our very souls apart," Mustang stated. They all gasped and rethought on the subject.

"Maybe we should..." Al began but was cut off by his impatient brother.

"Well, I'm not waiting anymore!" Ed growled and did the transmutation.

"No!" they all shouted. Then they were all engulfed by a bright light.


Now let us take a moment to explain what this transmutation was, shall we?

Ed had been searching through a dusty old collection of books when he and his brother stumbled upon a strange diary of an Alchemist called Bo Dyswitch, the Anatomy Alchemist. They flipped through the book nonchalantly and saw nothing of interest, so they tossed it on top of the pile of useless books. Then the book opened and a sheet of blue paper fell out.

Ed had picked it up and read it, eyes wide. The paper stated a theory, one which may have proved useful to the State, had it been completed. Ed's eyes ran over it, drinking in every word when he realized the missing aspect. Instant transmutation.

Ed showed it to his brother who also read it excitedly. It seemed that Mr. Dyswitch had been working on a way to disguise Alchemists through one simple transmutation that worked for the rest of their life. This created a elixir which, if drunk by an Alchemist, would give that Alchemist shapeshifting abilities. Unfortunately it would have nasty, if not fatal, side effects if not done correctly.

The Elrics decided that this would prove extremely useful and brought the diary and the paper to the Colonel. He, with Hawkeye and Hughes, read it over as well. They also decided that this would greatly benefit all State Alchemists and gathered the needed materials. The prepared everything exactly, but then started to get second thoughts.

They were thinking about waiting for a while when our own Edward Elric decided they were taking too long and did the transmutation.

The reason Colonel Roy Mustang was going to slow down a little was simply this. He had flipped through Bo Dyswitch's diary and found a page where Mr. Dyswitch had warned the reader not to mix any type of Alchemic Amplifier with the transmutation.

Hmm...what exactly is the State Alchemist's watch again? Oh yeah! AN ALCHEMIC AMPLIFIER!

So what happened exactly?

As the Anatomy Alchemist put it... "My research proves inconclusive. What results may happen are unknown to me. Only time will tell."


Solar Hawk: Hey guys! Sorry if it's a bit confusing at first, but you'll understand it a little better next chappie! So until then, R&R Please!