Author's Note: I've decided to re-write this old fanfiction. If you read the way it was before, let me know how this compares for you.
"Hi, I'm Rad."
"I'm Alexis."
"I'm Carlos."
"I'm Billy."
"I'm Fred."
The five children in there poses waited for the last person to announce themselves. When nothing happened, they looked over and saw Starscream with his back to them.
Alexis approached her boyfriend. "Come on Starscream."
"I'm not doing it." he replied, not moving.
Alexis put her arm on his shoulder and yanked him around to face her. "Starscream, you promised."
"Fine!" Starcream yelled. Alexis smiled and got back into her position. Starscream approached the rest of them and said, "I'm…. Starscream."
"And we are, 'The Armada Kids at the Movies'." They all said in unison.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Starscream thought to himself.
"And today we showed Starscream, since he's now human and has a lot of free time on his hands, the blockbuster of 2007, Transformers." Rad said as the six of them took their seats and began to talk to the audience. "Billy, what did you think?"
"This movie was so awesome." Billy said, unable to contain himself. "This is definitely a big step up in stuff from the 80's being adapted into films." Starscream snorted. "What?!" Billy yelled, annoyed at Starscream's attitude. "You got something you want to say?!"
"I do," Starscream growled. "It was a bunch of crap. Not to mention the product placement was all in your face."
"No, it wasn't!" Billy yelled, "Right Fred?"
"I could really go for a whooper." Fred said, drooling. "With Mountain Dew. No, Pepto-Bismol! While playing my Xbox360."
"Told you." Starscream said. Billy clenched his fist.
Rad, feeling the need to break them up, decided to move on. "What about you Alexis. What did you think?"
"Well I'll be the one to say it, Megan Fox's acting was terrible. You noticed as well, right?" She looked right at her boyfriend sitting next to her.
Starscream chuckled. "I don't think people were paying attention to her acting."
"Oh?" Alexis eyes became stone cold. "And what were you paying attention to?"
Starscream started to feel frightened under her eye's. "Well…. I…. I didn't mean…. It's not like I wa-"
"We will talk about this later." She said, looking away.
"… Yes Alexis." Starscream said, not wanting to make things worse for himself. Billy started laughing at Starscream's situation. He grabbed Billy, who was next to him, and whispered. "Keep laughing, I dear you." A cold chill ran down Billy back.
Rad decided to jump in again. "Don't be upset that you got one line in the movie Starscream."
"Shut-up." Starscream said, letting go of Billy.
Rad smiled. "Ok, time for our final thoughts. I enjoyed the movie and found it one of the stronger Michael Bay films."
Starscream let out a breath. "I suppose but I would've rather seen more robots fighting then human's."
"I agree with Starscream." Alexis said, still not looking at him. "But I thought that there was good development for the main character."
"Well you know how I felt. It was awesome." Billy said, pumping his fist in the air.
Billy elbowed his chubby best friend to get him to speak. "Ow! I thought it was ok, alright!"
The kids laughed at them. Rad stood up and walked to the audience. "So most of us liked it. Join us next time for the next episode of, 'The Armada Kids at the Movies'."
Carlos stood up furiously and yelled. "Wait a minute, I didn't get any lines!"
"Maybe you'll get some in the next episode." Starscream joked.
"Eeeerrrr."
The End