Yo! Cams here with a new story :3
Summary: What if Natsu was the stripper, Lucy was the armour girl, Gray was the rich kid who ran away from home and Erza was the fire-breathing hothead? OCC-ness everywhere! ONESHOT.
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The Blond from Hell
"NATSU! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!" Lucy yelled. "You're polluting my cake's mind." she patted the cake with fork and proceeded to pout at her favourite strawberry cake.
"What do you mean put on some clothes!" Natsu started to say, "I am- "he looked down. He was in his full glory.
"GYAAAAAA!" he screamed, running to the nearest table and duck under it. Coincidently, the nearest table was Gray's who was just sitting there writing his novel. Natsu saw that it was just him and crawled out of the table.
"KYAAAAAA!" Gray screamed. "Natsu! Put on some clothes damn you!" he covered his face so he wouldn't have to see his little 'buddy'.
Natsu stood up and scratched his head. "What? We're both men."
"HEY ICE BRAIN, YOU'RE FRIGHTENING GRAY!"
That was when a flaming table came flying to his face.
BAM!
Natsu fell to the ground, motionless.
Seconds later, a frozen table came flying to Natsu's attacker.
"Damn you Erza! You want a piece of me, you flaming underwear princess?!"
His attacker shot him a terriflying glare. If looks could kill, he would already be dead. She melted the damn table that came flying and got stuck on her tongue.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
Dear mom,
Erza and Natsu are at it again.
Lucy is there eating her cake. THEY'LL BE SO DEAD WHEN SHE'S DONE.
Gray was right. After Lucy so happily finished her last bite of cake, she stood up.
Her eyes were glowing and the guild got dark.
"GUYS, YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING." Gray called, but of course they were too busy to care.
Lucy suddenly seemed like a giant. Slowly lifting one feet, one by one to the two idiots. She requiped herself, ironically, a devil suit that matched her.
"NATSUUUU...ERZA...PREPARE YOURSELVES!"
Dear mum,
I am writing this again because Lucy made the guild explode. How she did it, is too terriflying to write.
I am still trembling. I think she has killed both Natsu and Erza.
She is scary yet powerful. I wouldn't like to die in the hands of her.
That will be all, she is coming this way.
MUM HELP SHE'S DRAGGING MEEEEE. AHHHHHHHH.
"NOOOOO!"
Thank you for reading. That was really weird to write.
A realllyyy short one, sorry about that ^^
Have a nice day, peeps :3