10 Things I Hate About Ryou

Disclaimer: I Don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. (If I did Masaya Would Be Dead And Ichigo would be dating Kish or Ryou.)

Ftfradiecat: Welcome! I haven't been on in ages… I've been busy. I was watching 10 things I hate about you And I thought," what if Ichigo was dared to make a list of 10 things she hates about Ryou?" So I thought I would run this idea by you guys… Read and review!


Chapter One: I Hate the way you never have a Shirt on.

"Baka Strawberry, you are NOT getting a raise." Ryou Shirogane yelled at Ichigo.

"Why NOT Shirogane? I do most of the work here!" Ichigo yelled

" Because I said so! That's why." Ryou said and turned to leave.

"I HATE YOU SHIROGANE!" Ichigo screamed at him. Ryou winced and turned to face her.

"I bet you can't make a list of 10 things you hate about me." Ryou said and glared at her

"I bet I can." Ichigo said and crossed her arms.

" I dare you to." Ryou said and flicked her in the nose.

"Fine I will." Ichigo said and glared at Ryou.

" Bring it on baka strawberry, bring it on." Ryou said and went up the stairs.

Ichigo growled and returned to sweeping the floor. Muttering insults under her breath. The 4 other mews stared at her in her silent rage.

" Did she just make a bet with Ryou?" Lettuce asked.

"This should be fun." Zakuro Said. Mint sipped her tea. They all sighed and went back to there normal activities.

"PUDDING! NO NOT THE CHANDLER!" Lettuce yelled. Ichigo looked up to see pudding hanging upside down from the chandler. Lettuce promptly dropped the plates she was holding.. Zakuro scared away a little girl with her mother and Mint sat there and drank her tea. Ichigo had had enough. She dropped the broom and walked angrily up to Ryou's room. All the mews stopped what they were doing and stared.

" Should we follow her?" Mint asked. Zakuro Shrugged and sat down with Mint for some tea.

" Ryou must Die" Ichigo thought. She opened the door with out knocking. Like always. This time Ryou had no clothes on at all. Ichigo gasped with made Ryou turn and face her. Ichigo was red as a tomato. She covered her eyes and screamed. Ryou responded with a scream of his own and covered himself Ryou lunged for his red robe. He grabbed it and immediately put it on and tied it.

" BAKA STRAWBERRY I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK WHEN YOU COME IN!" Ryou yelled.

Keiichiro Ran up the steps and into Ryous room followed by Mint, Pudding, Zakuro, And Lettuce. The 5 of them looked at annoyed Ryou in only a Red robe, and a terrified Ichigo with A hand over her eyes and as red as Could as be. They realized what had happened and Burst out laughing. Mint fell over, Pudding Laughed so hard that she wasn't making any noise, Zakuro Had a hand over mouth to stop herself from losing it, lettuce was as red as Ichigo, And Keiichiro Was leaning on the wall for support.

" Its not funny!" Ichigo yelled hand still over her eyes.

" This never would have never happened if you learned to knock, BAKA," Ryou said Ichigo Fled the café as fast as she could. Everyone left as well, since the yelling and laughter had scared away the customers. The next morning Ryou found A Note on his Headboard. It said, " 10: I hate the way you never have a Shirt on"