I know there are many grammatical and spelling errors, but I actually did it on purpose for the humor effect. I try. A lot.

Before I revised just a teensy bit, Tetra liked to gore people.

I told Toony to stop eating rotten Chu Jelly from the expired potions, but he ate Them anyway. Then, out of nowhere, came the Helmerock King, and he was dressed as the random chick from Donkey Kong. Then he dropped a Black Chu-Chu, and it was so adorable that Toony ate it too. Then Toon Zelda got so MAD that she smacked Toony and he flew to the Korok Forest and Makar was there for some reason and somehow Fado was there so Toony got up dizzily and says "Fado yore dead how are you here?" And then Fado say "Makar played song and then I appeared as a ghost dummy I'm not really here."

Toon Zelda back at the Hyrule Castle was so upset she slapped Toony so she went to Korok Forest and she went there by sea so she was Tetra again and then Niko was sick so he couldn't co but Tetra made him and then when they got there Niko was almost dead because of Tetra so Gonzo had to take care of him and then Tetra got to the Deku tree in the Korok Forest and she say, "Oi Deku Tree, where is Link?" And then the Deku Tree days, "Ohai Princess Zelda I'm glad yore here I needed to tell you that Link went to Kakariko Village."

And then Tetra rooked confuse so she says "I thought that didn't exist no More?" And the Deku tree blew her to the boat and then she give up and sails back to Hyrule Castle and then she is Zelda again and then Toony was there no they had a big celebration because the ocean was gone and then there was Kakariko Village and Lon Lon Ranch and Castle Town and a giant woods ands lots of plain field and lands so Toony went to look at all of them. The end

Chapter 1.5

Once upon a time, Fado was a ghost and wanted to help Makar make cookies so he helped him make cookies but then they exploded and mad chocolate leaves came out so Makar was like "Oh, damn what the frik jus happened?"

And Fado was all like "shut up dude, you talking like you ghetto."

And Makar quickly defended, "N-no I'm not! If I was ghetto the Great Deku Tree woulda said so!"

So Fado slapped Makar across his leaf-face with a chocolate leaf, and Makar cried, so Fado was like, "Yer such a pushover!"

So Makar flew all the way to the New Hyrule Burlington store and bought a new face, and Fado made delicious cookies all by himself. Looks like I did some traveling. The end.