Seriously, you will not find ANY plot here, only one very horny, naughty legendary pokemon! If the idea of a male giving himself head and then sneaking off to get his best friend involved doesn't steer you away, then I am at a loss as to why you would complain that it is offensive.

Like I said, this is not a story, this is barely qualified to be called 'writing'

All this will achieve is causing someone out there to blow their marbles to their childhood...you're welcome...

Now! Let's get this two-shot train wreck out of the way before I go insane!

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'Why does it always have to be this way?'

A grumpy sigh left my lips as I twirled my long, pink tail around my waist, staring at the tip curiously, before uncoiling the appendage and letting it dangle behind and between my short legs.

It was another day of wandering the pokemon world...alone. I, unlike the other pokemon that exist, always maintained the same cute, innocent visage most commonly associate with me. It wasn't by choice, mind you, otherwise I would have gone with something far more risqué.

My name is Mew, just Mew. I was the very first pokemon used to create the plethora of pokemon you see today. That's right! All of those hundreds and hundreds of different species you see roaming the world, battling with their trainers against others. All of that came from little ol' me!

Actually...if I were to be completely honest with you, I am but one of many Mews. My sole purpose was to become a progenitor of the pokemon world so the species as a whole could continue to flourish and enjoy life. As for me?

I think it is self-explanatory, actually...

This is the story of my life, well, not really the STORY, really. Oh, jeez! There I go rambling on as usual...it's no wonder none of the other legendaries will play with me, besides Victini, anyway...

Victini was my best of friends and, though we were both boys, I grew up fostering a very strong attraction to him. It wasn't just for his charming, boyish looks, nor did it...ok, I was about to lie...it had a lot to do with that perfect ass of his. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I dreamt of sliding my...

T-That was supposed to be private! O-Oh no~ now they know, too! W-well...since the c-cat is out of the b-bag, I-I guess I can be level with you...

Deep down inside I already knew the reason why only Victini would play with me, why all the other pokemon gave me such cold, judgmental glares. It was a part of my genetic makeup I had absolutely no control over; it was an integral part of me! . I never asked for it- I was just born with it, I suppose.

I suppose I had only myself to blame, not asking about the mysterious urges I had been experiencing. I didn't really think much of it, Arceus had told me all pokemon experienced certain periods of life where their bodies acted strangely. I had just assumed my body was doing the same as the rest. One night, my curiosity got the better of me...but, to be honest...

...It. Felt. Like. Heaven~

I never knew that part of the anatomy was that sensitive on a Mew, nor did I expect the increased attention I was giving it to suddenly erupt into full-blown addiction to that part of my body...

Oh...o-oh M-Mew~...T-the urges...t-they're coming back~

I curled my pink tail back around my waist, my small, feline body hovering thousands of feet in the air. I decided to surround myself with a reflective bubble-barrier, making myself completely invisible to the outside world. The urges had started up once again, stronger than ever before. I could not fight it, nor did I want to. It just felt too good to give into the sinful pleasure!

My tiny mouth began to leak my saliva from the upraised corners, the promise of what was to come simply too much for my budding mind to process without going into total meltdown. With my legs spread, my tail in perfect position and my own arousal growing between my loins, I was ready to succumb to the bliss that awaited me.

A delicate sigh managed to slip from my lips, though none would hear of it, nor would any wandering eyes behold my plump, pink tail being shoved deep inside of my sinfully hot, feline body. It felt absolutely incredible, replicating the sensation of being stuffed with a big, meaty cock, my toes curling in rapturous delight when I felt it bump into that naughty sweet spot...it made me want to cum every single time I touched it. *purr*

I was all too eager to surrender myself to the pleasure, my tail-cock pumping itself in and out of my pink boypussy while my own cock, the real cock, drooled its sin over my open mouth, landing on my tongue. I was so much bigger than the other legendaries that, for a time, I suspected they were merely jealous of what I had, as well as what I could do with it. A sudden surge of arousal assaulted my fragile mind, the memories of my first time trying it still so deliciously fresh in my memory bank. I couldn't wait any longer!

As I relaxed my tiny jaw, I suddenly felt incredibly exposed. It wasn't your typical kind of exposed feeling, either, none of the "What if someone sees me doing this?" exposure. It was more akin to how I would probably have felt moments before being railed by another pokemon or, should I ever be so lucky, a handsome human. I always had such lewd dreams of that beautiful race.

I felt the tapered end of my big kitty cock touch the roof of my small mouth, my body starting to curl inwardly, it's rutting instincts going into overdrive to mate with my face. My waspish hips started moving of their own accord, I had been expecting it and, to sound completely naughty, waiting for my body to start breeding my mouth. I couldn't get over how good it felt sucking on my own huge dick! Not only that, my pseudo tail-cock seemed to be determined to ruin my hot little boypussy!

Mmmm~ those jerks have no idea how delicious my cum is...so sweet, yet, so salty. It's the most yummy mix of perfection for me, just me. I do this *SCHLRRP* every single day! I've become a slave to my yummy cock~ *suckle suckle*

I had to have Victini...I had to have him now! I wanted him to experience the same bliss I was feeling, as I buried my entire meaty, pink cock down my throat and began gulping down load after load of my own creamy cockmilk.

I was in love...with my own body! I could, to this day, scarcely believe how good giving myself a blowjob could feel. There was still a part of me that truly wished it was Victini nursing my dick right now. He always had the cutest face between the two of us, im sure those pouty, pink lips of his would feel so~ good on me~

I had to have him with me! Now! My own mouth just wasn't going to cut it any longer!

'Ahhh~ I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna sneak Victini over here! I wonder if he'll be wearing anything when I see him...'

What...Have...I...DONE?!