Oh, no, he's at it again! Izaya Orihara is the main antagonist in this story as he turns Ikebukuro absolutely upside down in a mad quest to show his love for humanity! But he's not alone as Namie Yagiri, the twisted chief of Yagiri Pharmaceuticals that is madly in love with her brother, and the new devious bounty hunter with peculair skills, Yagami Shinzo, help him on his venture to conquer mankind!
But, I'm getting ahead of myself. Hello, my pen name is Ringakame and this is my first fan fiction, so enjoy and don't roast me too bad, please. alright, here we go! Before you even ask, this story is rated T for violence, suggestive themes, and a bit of potty mouthing.
It all started on a train ride towards Ikebukuro, with a very special passenger on board, " Mr. teena, Mr. kida." one of the female attendents taps Masaomi on on the shoulder in order to wake him up, "Mr. kida!"
"Masaomi!" the girl sitting across from him throws a book at his head, jolting him awake, "wha? I'm awake! I'm awake!" He says shaking his head in order to wake up, "Man, you're so stupid."
the girl across from him says in a cute voice, "oh, saki, baby, why are you so cruel to me?" he says with puppy dog eyes, "Because I love you." she said putting her hands on his cheeks, " I knew that."
He stated proudly, " Excuse me, Mr. Kida,," "Hm?" "there's a call for you from a Mr. Orihara." the name sent chills down his spine, "I'll take it."
the attendent nodded and signaled for some one to bring the phone. A male attendent brought a small cart with a phone on it to their seat and Masaomi picked it up, "Hello?"
"Welcome home, Masaomi." an eerie voice from the other side said. Masaomi smiled, "Well, how did you know I was coming back, Izaya?"
Izaya shurgs and says, "It was just my intuition" looking at the passenger list for the next train into Ikebukuro on his brand new computer, "I was just thinking about you and decided to give you a call." Masaomis' smile widened, "How convient. I was just on my way over to kill you, and by the sound of it, Shizuo didn't beat me to it."
"Oh maso-chan, after all we've been through, you would talk to me like that?" Masaomi tightened his grip on the phone handle, "Damn right, I would talk to you like that, you snake!"
"Sir, we can't allow you to talk like that on the train, so loudly on the phone at that." Masoami looked up at the male attendent and put on a cheesy grin,
"Oh this? this is just an old joking buddy of mine, that's all. We always play around like this." "still we can't allow it, security reasons." "Alright, fine." Masaomi pouted.
Kida put on a big smile and went back to his conversation with Izaya, "So how is shizou doing, anyways?" Izaya gritted his teeth at the sound of that name, "He's fine," he said, rubbing the scar above his eyebrow Shizou left from their last encounter this morning.
"As a matter of fact he's outside my office, right now-" "Izaya!" Yelled a voice far out in the distance. Suddenly there was a loud crash on the other side of the phone that made Kida flinch, "What was that?"
"Oh, it was just that annoying heiwajima throwing a vending machine at the building." Police sirens ring in the distance, " Looks like I'll have to talk to you when you get here. see ya."
"Wait, a minute-" "Call ended." said a computerized voice, "Damn!" Masaomi yelled slamming the phone on the connector. He thanked the attendents and then sent them on their way.
"Are you okay, Masaomi?" Saki asked, gently leaning across and wrapping her arms around masaomi, putting her head on his shoulder. Masaomi realized her concern and imbraced her in a tight, loving hug, " Saki Mikajima, with you in my arms, the weight of the world couldn't crush me."
Saki's gasped as her eyes watered with tears. She looked Masaomi straight in the face, "You mean that?'" Masaomi smiled then acted theartrical, "cross my heart and hope to...well , we'll save that part for later." Saki giggled, "You're so stupid."
Meanwhile, Izaya looks out the window, collecting his thought for his next move as Namie pours herself a cup of tea. The sounds of Shizou yelling "Come out here, Izaya!" mixed with the sound of crashing glass and metal blurred together as he got lost in his thoughts of devious ideas and evil plans.
"You know if he keeps throwing stuff outside, he'll eventually get something up here?" Namie stated. Izaya chuckled, "Even a brute like heiwajima can''t get anything this high in the air, and that includes, his tiny, little, puny-"
Just then, a shadow appeared outside the window. Izaya turned around to see a washer machine coming straight for him, " oh crap." He muttered as he jumped out of the way just in time to avoid being crushed, falling face first on the floor.
He turned over to see that his new computer that he bought last week had been crushed by and outdated laundry machine, "Well if that's how he wants to play it."
he walked over to the hole in the window and looked down to see Shizou with a triumphant smile stories below him, "so Shizo-chan, how's you brother doing?" he said mockingly.
Shizous triumphant smile turn into a menacing cowl as he turned around and pulled a stop sign out of the ground and hurled it in to the air, towards him, "Izaya!" Izaya moved out of the way, allowing the stop sign to scale the building upward.
Namie sighed and took a sip of her tea, "If you're tryitng to get yourself killed, you could just do us all a favor and jump out the window." Izaya smiled from ear to ear, " No, I can't die just yet, not when the game is about to get more interesting than anyone could have hoped for. isn't that right," he looked at the head in the jar up on the shelf, "My lovely Celty?"
Otherwise, back on the train, and attendent in the back gently rocked back and forth as he fondled an ancient celtic dagger with an emerald swirl handle and glowing red eyes, "I'll find mommy, and when I do, I'll cut her, and if I cut her, She'll love me forever, and ever, and ever and ever, AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!"
Masaomi heard a scream come from the back of the train and men in black suits wearing sunglasses rushed past them towards the source, " what's going on?" Saki asked, scared. Masaomi held her tight, " Nothing that concerns us."
He looked over to see a teen almost the same age as him wearing a grey spring sweater with short brown hair sitting across from him . He looked young, but it was obvious he was mature. The way he sat, the way his eyes shifted, and the way he was reading a book titled 'Lengends of Ikebukuro'.
Masaomi waved his hands at the teen sitting across form him to get his attention, which he did making him look up from him book, "What's that book about?" the teen looked at the book, then back at Masaomi and smiled, "It's about you."
Masaomi looked confused and sakis face lit up with joy, "really?" "yeah, this book tells you about all the important and crazy people in Ikebukuro.
Along with every crazy story that the author was able to dig up in the history of the city." he flipped through the pages, "Izaya Orihara, Shizou Heiwajima, Simon Breznev, The Headless Rider, "
He stopped on a page and showed it to Masoami, "Even you, Masaomi Kida." Masaomi carefully grabbed the book from the teen and read the page that was open and read outloud, "Masaomi Kida:16, birthday: june 19, height: 170 cm. Former leader of the yellow scarves, also fought to bring down the yellow scarves in the Dollars vs Yellow Scarves gang war."
Sakis eyes widened, "wow that's so cool, who wrote it?" the teen looked back in the book to find the authors name, "Shuji Niekawa." Masoami eyes widened, "You mean that small time writer that was working for that gossip rag?" the teen nodded, still reading the book, "apearently sometime last year he decided to put all his findings together and write this book. He made a lot of money."
That's when they heard another scream, this time it came from the back of the car. Everyone turned around to see a male attendent with red eyes had stabbed one of the men in black clothing. there was a moment of terror filled silence before the man in the black suit finally fell over and a little girl in the front of the train car screamed in terror.
Within seconds, the entire train car was in mass hysteria; adults pushing over children, people swarming out of both ends of the car, and the man with the dagger slashing at anyone who passed him while chanting, "Mother, mother, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER!" The only ones who didn't move were, Masaomi, saki, and the teen sitting across from them.
That's when he saw Masaomi, in shock, motionless as Saki tried to pull him to safety, "You, you know mother. I can sense it. They way you look at me, you know what I am, and if you know what I am, you know mother, AND IF I CUT YOU, YOU'LL TELL ME WHERE SHE IS! mother, mother mother mother!"
The man ran at masaomi, swinging his blade wildly, as he sat there, unable to move. just then, the teen sitting across from them jumped up from his seat as the attendet swung the dagger down and blocked it with the book, getting the blade stuck in the hard cover.
"moth-" the teen cocked his arm back and swung his fist forward like a sling shot, punching the man in the jaw before he could finish and sending his sliding across the floor to the opposite side. The teen twitched his head, signaling for Saki and Masaomi to get out of the back of the train.
on instinct, Masoami grabbed saki by the hand and rushed to the back, only to hide behind the last seat where the teenager couldn't see them, "What are we doing?" she questioned him. He put his finger on his lips motioning her to stay quiet.
The attendent shot back up and was now staring down the teen eye to eye. An eerie silence begins to form as the two stare each other in the eyes. That's when the teen starts to speak.
"So what am I dealing with here?" he he put his hand on his chin and tapped his foot, " seening as you eyes are red, and you are a train attendent that has twelve hour shifts, I'm guessing temporary insanity due to sleep deprivity, right?"
"Mother!" "no, that's not it. Demonic possesion?" "Mother!" "That's not it either." the teen looked the attendent up and down and examined the dagger in his hand closely, " I see, a spirit trapped in a blade bent on finding it's mother."
the attendent began rocking his head back and forth, studying the teen, "You're strong, I can feel it. If I cut you, I'll have your strength, strength to find my mother."
"hm" the teenager thought about what the man had said, "so you have the ability to possess anyone you cut? I should be careful." the attendent swayed back and forth, walking slowly towards the teen, "help me find my mommy, help me find my mother!"
the attendent ran into a full sprint, laugh,screaming, and crying hysterically all in one, "Idiot." the teen scoffed. when the man plunged his knife forward, the teen grabbed his arm then his face and slammed him head first on the floor, knocking him out.
The teen looked at the dagger in the attendants hand, "Mr. Kida, can you get me a towel to wrap this up in? make it a big one. and Miss Mikajima, you should start getting your bags together."
Masaomi shot up from behind the seats, "How'd you know we were here?" The teen turned around to look at them, "I never heard the door open when I asked you to leave. Next time you should've just opened the door then closed it so that I at least thought you had left."
Saki stood up, red-faced from embarresment, "Please forgive us." she asked, bowing slightly, "I'll forgive you, if you give me a towel to wrap this up in." Masoami nodded then went to the attendece room and got a towel. Put some little soaps and mints in his pockets too.
He ran back and as he was giving the towel to the teen, he asked, " Hey, I didn't catch your name." the teen smiled as he wrapped the dagger up., "You never asked." Masomi growled, "Well, I'm asking now."
The teen put his hand up like he was surrendering, "Alright, alright, calm down. My name isn't that important. It's Shinzo. Shinzo Yagami, but if your still not satisfied,, my first name is Yagami. Besides you should start getting your stuff together." "Why?" masoami and Saki asked in unison.
Yagami Pointed up to the loud speakers, "Attention passengers, now Arriving at Ikebukuro station."