Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed's Fight for not being called short!
Summary: Ed is tired of everyone calling him small, a shrimp, etc. So He now will put up to it and will try to beat everyone in games and fighting to make everyone stop calling him small!
Chapter 1"Nii-san! Nii-san! Wake up Nii-san!" Alphonse Elric called as he tried to wake up his brother. "The colonel wants you Nii-san!" He tried again. Al's soul was connected to an armor because his body was lost in an attempt to resurrect his and Ed's Mother. The colonel, who was wearing his blue uniform and gloves, soon came in. "Nii-san won't wake up colonel" Al told the colonel, Roy Mustang. "Yes I know Al, but I also know how to wake Ed up… WAKE UP SHRIMP!" The colonel yelled. "Urk!" Edward Elric very soon woke up from the call. "WHO DID YA' CALL A SUPER OMEGA-SMALL SHRIMP!" Ed yelled, all mad by being called a shrimp. "Nii-san… He didn't go that far…"
Soon later on Ed got dressed. He had black pants, his gloves, the State-Alchemist clock, and a red coat with a hood and the Elric's family's sign. "What do you want now colonel…" Ed asked Roy. "More paper work Full Metal!" Roy answered. "MORE PAPERWORK!" "Yes beanboy!" "WHO DID YOU CALL A BEAN!" "Nii-san…" Al tried to call… "If you don't want to do paperwork… Do this mission!" Roy offered. "Okay what mission is it?" Ed asked. "Buy me mini skirts now so I don't forget them when I become Furher!" Roy answered. "URK! Just give me the stupid paperwork…" Ed said.
"WHAT THE! IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!" Ed screamed. Title of paperwork: "Ed is a shrimp! (Has a picture of Ed with a arrow pointing at him) Roy answers his confusioness/madness, "Oh that seems to be the wrong paper I gave you. That was for the copy machine so I could copy a million copies and post them up at eve-" "WHAT!" Ed interrupted. "You didn't let me finish…" Roy said. "THIS IS IT! I WILL FIGHT FOR MY FREEDOM FOR NOT BEING CALLED SHORT!" Ed yelled while tearing up the paper. "NNNNNNOOOOO!" The colonel yelled. "The papers…"
End Of Chapter 1