Chapter I: Here We Go Again
"So, General, what assignment did we pull today?" Cameron asked as SG-1 was sitting for a briefing.
"Well, this is something of a doozy." General Landry began.
"As you know, General, we sometimes try old addresses that didn't respond before to see if they would respond." Sam began, excitement in her eyes.
"Which I assume has happened?" Daniel asked.
"Yes…but when we first saw an image from the MALP…well, you better see this for yourself." Sam said as she activated the projector.
"…Carter, are you sure you didn't just switch this to 'The Anime Channel'?" Cameron asked.
On the screen was a forest that looked straight out of an anime movie or television show.
"Sir, I know that it looks a bit off but…" Carter began.
"'Bit', Carter, is like saying the loss of Anubis was a 'small' loss to the Gou'ald." Landry said.
"Sam, is there more to the video?" Daniel asked.
"Indeed, Colonel Carter, otherwise you would have not have called this meeting." Teal'c said.
"Right, anyway…" Carter said as she hit the play button.
" Naruto, you jerk! You could have gotten us all killed! " a female voice said.
" Hey, look on the bright side… "a young male voice began.
" There's a bright side, dobe? " another young male voice asked.
" Shut up, Sasuke-teme...anyway, at least we got that stone whatever it was out of the ground. " The first young male voice said.
" But you also let down your guard. Any ninja would have killed the three of you by now. I will report this to the Hokage, you three rest up. As soon as I give my report, we'll see what we can do with this 'stone ring.' " A third male voice said.
" Oi, what's that thing? " the female voice said.
Seconds later, a metal object comes toward the camera and there is nothing but static.
"Well, Dr. Jackson, you're our expert on languages…what did they say?" Landry asked.
Daniel was scribbling on a piece of paper before saying, "Well, I need to listen to the tape a few times, but I'd venture a guess that they were speaking Japanese."
"Another thing that looks like Carter hit the wrong button and got the TV instead of the Projector." Cameron said.
"Actually, I did manage to catch a few bits." Daniel said.
"Such as?" Landry asked, waiting for Daniel to continue.
"Well, there were a couple of insults like '-dobe' and '-teme', 'ninja', and 'Oi'. Translated, '-dobe' and '-teme' is like one of us calling General Landry a dumbass or prick, I assume everyone knows what 'ninja' are, and 'Oi' is just 'hey' translated." Daniel said.
Everyone sat in thought before Landry asked, "Is there any problems with the atmosphere or something like that, Carter?"
"Before we lost MALP telemetry, it was reported to be an earth-like atmosphere and gravity." Carter said.
"Good, then this should be a walk in the park for you people; dismissed." Landry said before getting up and walking out.
"Ok, if anybody else has a bad feeling, please say yes." Cameron said before SG-1 went to the locker rooms.
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Disclaimers
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