This is a very silly story challenge by Farae Slayer. Here are the conditions:

1) Jak must fall in love with one male OC and one female OC.

2) Must be at least 10 chapters.

3) Haven City must be conquered by an army of sentient squirrels called the Snathi.

4) Vin must become the leader of the Resistance.

5) Samos must become a Christian minister and start preaching to everyone, you can make up their reactions.

6) Torn must lose his tattoos.

7) Haven must be retaken by our heroes, but only after they enlist the aid of a nation of sentient hybrids (like Monkaws or Ottsels, or you could make your own species up. CATDOGS!)

8) One of the above mentioned OCs that Jak falls in love with must be from Earth, and the other CANNOT be from Earth, but instead will come from another planet that you make up.

9) Jak must dye his hair to a color of your choice. Keira must also dye her hair, again, a color of your choice. Daxter must have his fur temporarily dyed a color of your choice.

10) There must be a reference to a PS2, a reference to an Xbox, and a reference to a Gamecube in each chapter.

11) An Xbox 360 must self destruct during the story (maybe as a Resistance weapon? ).

12) Ashelin must develop a love for Vodka.

13) Ashelin and Jinx must have an argument about tastes in alcohol.

14) NO CHARACTER DEATHS!

Bored, I accepted it, and I won't write it in a silly way. I will write it as though nothing out of the ordinary is happening. Sorry if this isn't what you wanted, Farae.

Bored, Josh McGregor stared out his open window. The breeze gently blew his dirty blonde hair into his face. Brushing it aside, he let out a sigh. He was stuck. His mom was at work, and since it was summer, Josh was stuck home.

He was a tall boy of sixteen, and had no overly bad qualities. He liked math and French, and had a few friends in different cliques. He liked being different, and was planning on either dying his hair black or shaving it in a buzz cut style to mess with people.

Katie, his little sister, was in her room, playing with her Barbie dolls. He could hear her through the closet that divided their rooms. A few months ago, she'd begged Josh to cut one of the Ken dolls' hair in a Jak like style, and when he did, she took her new Crayola markers and "dyed" it yellow and green. The same happened for Kiera, Ashelin, and Torn; the last two required Josh to draw small blue tattoos on their face.

Six years old, Katie was surprisingly young for a Jak and Daxter fan. She'd watched her brother beat Jak and Daxter, Jak II, and Jak 3, so she knew most of what was needed to know.

Josh stood up and stretched. He needed to get out of the house. Unfortunately, his paranoid mother locked the doors to his and Katie's rooms. They could only get into each other's rooms through the shared closet. Opening his closet door, he called out to his sister.

"Pst! Pst! Katie!" When Katie didn't reply, he pushed his way through the clothes. Brushing away a fuzzy pink scarf, he knocked on his sister's closet door.

"What!" She opened the door, startled to see Josh standing over her.

"I'm outta here. You coming?"

A happy grin appeared on her face. She nodded, and went under her bed to grab her shoes. "Wait up!"

Back in his room, Josh reached behind his bed. There he kept a piece of plywood he used to reach the tree near his window. He leaned out the window, plywood in hand, and placed it on his special "platform limb", a big branch with a flat surface closest to his window. The other end he placed on the window sill. Pointing to himself, Josh said, "I go first."

After an hour or so of wandering around town, they came back to the house. "Good, Mom's not home." Josh began climbing the tree back to his room. "Hand me the bag."

Katie handed Josh a plastic bag full of candy and various Hostess cakes.

"Okay, now the slushie." She handed him a sour watermelon slushie. To bug her, he took a quick sip through the straw.

"Josh!" Katie began climbing upwards. When she got to Josh, he allowed her to go in first.

Once they were in and the board was back in its place, Josh put the candy under his bed behind some under bed storage boxes.

"Aw, why can't I ever keep the candy in my room?"

"Because I'm sixteen, and I'm more responsible to not eat your candy and leave it in the middle of the room. Here." He handed her a pack of Funny Bones, and she was instantly content. "Let's play Jak and Daxter II!"

"Okay, but it's Jak II."

Josh turned on the PS2, and that's the last thing he remembered before everything went black.

X-box! Game Cube! There. That's the reference to the consoles! Well...it's not funny yet!