Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasaha or any other characters I used. . . obviously!
Inuyasha was, to put it simply. . . BORED! The days had been long and agonizingly hot, and there'd been no signs of any jewel shard in nearly two weeks. Normally he'd talk to his comrades, but they we're all else where. Miroku had decided to go for a walk to see if he happened to come across a welcoming village. Sango and of course Kirara had accompanied the monk, knowing full well what a lecher he'd be towards any young unsuspecting women. And, Kagome and Shippo had gone to the hot springs to enjoy and nice relaxing bath. Which left Inuyasha alone in the forest with his only means of company the huge yellow back pack Kagome always carried with them.
'Feh' thought Inuyasha, 'there's nothing to do, not even a lower-class demon to kill. Since Kagome's not here, she shouldn't mind if I see what supplies she has in here.' Taking the back pack and unzipping it he begins to riffle through it. "Ramen, bandages, ointment, more ramen, candy, stupid school work crap, jewel shards, more ramen. . . hey, what's this?!" Inuyasha asks himself as he pulled out a package made of plastic that was soft and cushy. 'I wonder if it's edible,' he thought. Deciding to see if it was he tore it open, unfortunately it wasn't. "Damn this is just plastic wrapping with little plastic wrapped pillows inside, I wonder what they do." Tearing one open he soon discovered it had a glue like substance on the back. 'Maybe these are new bandages from Kagome's time. No, that can't be it, we have more than enough as it is.' Poking the object of his attention he found it to be rather soft and absorbent. "Ha, I got it!" Inuyasha exclaimed, "It's battle padding that's got to be it. Kagome brought it back for us to put on ourselves when we fight to lessen the blows we receive." Thinking that he must be right Inuyasha tore through the package until all the 'battle padding' was out, he then began sticking them all over his haori, from head to toe. "These work pretty good, and they're light so I can still move in them. I bet Kagome will be surprised I figured these out," he said proudly to himself. Perking his ears up he heard footsteps coming from the direction of the hot spring. 'Here she comes now,' he thought.
Kagome and Shippo were now almost at the campsite. They both felt quite relaxed after spending quite awhile at the springs. Approaching the camp Kagome first noticed that he yellow back pack had been moved and seemed to be missing something. "Inuyasha," she called have you been in my back pack. "I sure have wench he," he said then walked over to her. Kagome's eyes bulged, her jaw dropped, and she started sputtering incoherently. "I see you're amazed by my intelligence," he said with a smirk. "Pretty cool battle padding you've got here." "Ummm, Inuyasha, that's not battle padding, those are my maxi pads," Kagome sputtered. "What the hell is a maxi pad?!" he demanded. "It's a special thing for girls, when it's their time," Kagome said. "Feh, why are they for stupid wenches, why not for guys too?" "They just are ok?!" "NO! Not ok, now tell me why they are just for girls and tell me NOW!" he yelled. "They're for when I'm on my PERIOD!" Kagome yelled. "Oh. . ." Inuyasha was now about 3 shades redder than his clothes. "Yeah, now thanks for ruining them, on and by the way, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, and in case I didn't mention it. . . SIT!!! Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam and. . . BAM!!! Inuyasha was now a good four feet in the ground. Struggling to get up Inuyasha said to himself, "Feh, stupid wench these make great battle padding, it wasn't near as bas as her normal sits."
The End