Randomest thing ever, I'm sorry.
I was walking down the street holding Edward's hand as he jumped up. Before he could answer my quizzical stare, Edward's razor appeared to his ear. His topaz orbs darkened into coal black.
"Bella…" He snapped the cell phone shut and held me tighter. I faced him seeing the concern written on his face. I put my palm to his icy face. I could tell he was debating on telling me or not.
"Edward, what's wrong?" My voice was strained.
"The Voltouri are looking for you… So I'm going to hide you in the safest place possible!" Edward grinned, his voice was cocky.
"Um… where would that be?" I pressed, suspicious. A grin was wide across his face as Edward pulled me to the unknown destination.
The Cullens' house came into view, showing off all it's glory. Instead of heading towards the front door, I noticed we were running in the direction of the garage. Soon enough we were standing behind his shiny volvo.
"Edward, I'm confused." I whispered, slightly afraid. Edward's cheesy grin told me he was fine. More than fine.
The beep of the car's trunk made me jump. Edward picked me up with one hand and put me in the vacant space. He winked.
"You'll be safe in here, love." Was the last thing I heard before darkness clouded my vision.
"What…?" I squeaked.
Third Person POV
Two weeks had past. Everything was gentle in the Cullen clan. Jasper and Emmett were dueling to the death over a cookie. Carlisle was reading in his study while Esme was cleaning the kitchen filled with cookie crumbs. Alice was playing video games with Edward. Rosalie? Well no one has seen her since she was eye raped by the butler in the Speedo from The Parent Trap.
"I. Will. Beat. You. Edward." Alice yelled through her clenched jaw. She glared at the TV.
"You wish." Edward grinned. Their hands fumbled furiously across the controller while playing Pokemon Battle Frontier. (Just wondering, is that a real game? Oo)
"GOD DAMMIT!" Edward screeched as Alice killed his Charzard.
"My pokemon cards bring all the boys to the yard and their like you wanna play cards? Damn right I wanna play cards. I'll beat you cuz I have a Charzard." Alice sang changing into a cheerleader.
Jasper ran in his mouth filled with a cookie. He clapped and whistled. Alice grinned and pulled him up stairs. Just then Emmett bolted through the wall.
"WHERE IS THAT COOKIE STEALING BASTARD?!" He roared. Edward laughed.
"Jasper is in his room with Alice." Edward hinted with obvious winking. Unfortunately for Emmett his mind failed to register and swarmed up the stairs.
Edward slouched and look blankly at the "Game Over" sign on the TV. As he sighed another door opened. Rosalie came in shivering.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..it jiggled….." She muttered wrapped in a blanket. Instantly she regained her senses. "Edward where's Bella?" Edward's smile batted away.
"HOLY F-" His scream was interrupted by Emmett's high pitched girl scream. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOOOOOOOD!!!" Emmett bellowed. Alice cried out and Jasper yelled in anger.
"I told him not to go in their room…" Edward smiled, amused. Rosalie hit Edward in frustration. She cleared her throat. Edward turned to her sheepishly.
"How long has it been since January 1st?" He whispered.
"2 weeks." Rosalie replied.
"Yup she's dead." Edward said calmly. Rosalie blinked. "WHY CRUEL WORLD DID YOU TAKE HER FROM ME??!?!" Edward screamed. Rosalie backed away to where ever she was before.
A young woman named Miku sat up in her bed with an odd expression clutching the base of her throat.
"That was…." Her sluggish yet surprised voice trailed off. "No more Root Beer before bed…" She shook her head and fell out of the bed snoring.
FIN!
Yeah well I couldn't help it. I'm so evil for making you read this :D oh well your funeral! No pun intended…