Konichiwa everyone!! This is my 2nd fanfiction so plz enjoy!! Its gonna be longer than the last one so plz review!!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto san. Not I but I will soon –laughs evilly-
'Blah' –inner self talking
'blah'-talking
'Blah'-thinking'BLAH'-YELLING
Living the good lifeChapter one: The Beginning. Or is it?
It was a beautiful day in Konoha and everything was going perfectly, for now at least. Right below the mountains where the recent Hokage's faces were carved, was Tsunades office where all the jonins met for an 'important meeting'.
"Tsunade sama, why are we here again?" Kakashi spoke up. He was frustrated that the Hokage summoned him right when the brand new copy of icha icha paradise just came out in stores. That earned him a nice and mighty bonk on the head from Kurenai.
"Kakashi you baka. How dare you talk to Tsunade sama that way. You know that if you buy another perverted book, I'm just going to burn it." Kakashi's eyes widened and he gasped under his mask. He turned to face Kurenai, who was glaring daggers at him.
"You wouldn't dare" He muttered dangerously. Tsunade poked her head through the high stacks of paper and files.
"AHEM! Let's get on to business shall we? Ok, for each jonin tell me what your students are up to." She pointed to Kakashi, who was grumbling behind his mask, "Kakashi, you go first"
"Well Naruto is still of course the most hyperactive ninja you could possibly come up with, Sakura is surprisingly staring to lose her interest of Sasuke, but every once in awhile he would steal glances at her and she would do the same. But despite his new feelings for her, he's still too cold to even show a glimpse of it." Tsunade interlocked her fingers together and laid her chin on them, in a thinking manner of some sort.
"How interesting. Ok Kurenai, your next"
"Shino and Kiba aren't getting along at all, for Kiba keeps letting Akamaru pee on Shino's sandals and in response, Shino infests Kiba and Akamaru with fleas.-sigh- But on the bright side, Hinata is starting to interact a lot more with Naruto, who is starting to show interest in her." Tsunade nodded her head and faced Asuma who was (surprise surprise) smoking a cigarette.
"shimmphhma-mmph mm momph- WAAHH!" Asuma fell on his face when Kurenai kicked his behind with such force.
"TAKE THE CIGERETTE OUT BUTTWIPE!!" She had a huge throbbing anime vein in her forehead and her left eye was twitching madly.
"owwwww…" Asuma lifted his head off the floor and spat out the smoke. He rubbed his butt and got to his feet. Kakashi and Gai sweatdropped.
"Gomen. Anyway, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted (He shot a glare at Kuerenai)
Choji is still eating like a pig, BUT he cut off on the BBQ.-sniff sniff- I'm so proud." Everyone stared at him wondering how that is much of a difference. He continued "Shikamaru is unusually spending more time with that sand girl with the scary fan. I think they might have a connection somewhere" –cough cough- Tsunade nodded her head and looked at Gai.
"YOSH!!MY WONDER AND YOUTHFUL LEE HAS GROWN STRONG AND VERY MUCH HANDSOME LIKE MYSELF!!HE HAD BEEN TRAINING DAY AND NIGHT JUST TO IMPRESS AND WIN THE HEART OF HIS FUTURE WIFE HARUNO SAKURA.HIS YOUTHFULNESS OVERCOMES ALL OBSTACULES!!" He cried fake anime tears that shimmered.
Strange.
"Gai. Aren't you forgetting something?" Kurenai asked. He looked up from his blubbering and had a blank expression on his 'youthful face'. Finally after 10 minutes of deep thinking, he slammed his fist into his palm.
"OH YEAAA!!! Hee hee, it seems that I have forgotten my Neji and Tenten." Tsunade sweatdropped. "Well their youthfulness let's them train through snow and rain (hey that rhymes. Anyway back to the story…) and also brings them closer together I might add"
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Closer you say? I feel there might be some love going on in our Konoha 12 ne?" Everyone nodded in agreement (not including Gai, who still in his own little world)
Tsunade slammed her palms on the desk, causing numerous papers to fly everywhere, as she stood on her chair and punched a fist in the air (hey that rhymes again! )
"So we shall take advantage of this opportunity and bring our genins to their maximum fulfillment of love!!" I swear you could see stars in her eyes. " and so I will arrange for the 12 to all stay in one house for one week and see what we can brew up shall we??"
She grinned evilly and rubbed her hands together.
"Alright, tell your students to meet me at the Hanasaki Bathhouse at 9:00 AM sharp." She flicked her hands in the air. "Dismissed!"
Everyone quickly separated to spread the news.
Tsunade put her hands behind her head and leaned back on her chair, legs crossed across the desk.
"This should be interesting"
With team 7At the bridge where team 7 usually met, stood Naruto, Sakura, and of course, Sasuke.
Naruto was busy yelling the daylights out of Sasuke who was leaning on the bridge railing with his famous stoic expression painted across his face. Sakura watched the two bicker (well Naruto anyway) as she sighed and wondered why she could never understand the world.
"TEME!!" You can guess who said that.
"Dobe." That too
"LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DIPSHIT!"
"Idiotic ramen eating baka"
"ICECUBE IMITATOR!!"
"Asshole"
"YOU F FEMALE IMPERSONATOR!!"
"Look at yourself before you criticize others Naruto" He replied without even opening his eyes.
That did it. Naruto was about to go Rasengan on his ass but stopped as soon as Kakashi appeared with a poof.
"Sorry I'm late. You see, there was this ice cream truck and-"
"LIAR!!" Sakura and Naruto both yelled at the same time.
"Ok ok. Well just wanted to give you a notice that Tsunade sama has decided there will be no training for one week. Instead you guys and the rest of the teams will be having a vacation for that time in the Hanasaki Bathhouse!" He grinned so big you could see it under his mask. Which meant trouble. "Won't that be fun!"
Everyone just stared at him. Sasuke got off the railings and shoved his hands in his pockets.
"I'll pass, there's no reason for me to waste precious training time by soaking in a tub of hot water. I can do that at home." His explanation completely the opposite of Sakura's.
"A bathhouse!?! I've never been to one before! That sounds so exotic!! I'll be there!!" She whipped around to face Sasuke, her pink locks following her. She activated her famous puppy dog face which brought out the shimmer in her emerald eyes "Onegai Sasuke kun!! It'll be sooooo much fun!"
Sasuke, not being able to withstand her puppy face, gave in with a simple 'hn'
'SHANNAROOO!! We're gonna see Sasuke without a shirt on!'
'mou, you are such a pervert'
'Hey, I'm inside you. You are just as much of a pervert as I am. Let's –mmphh!!'Sakura shoved her inner self in a closet, not wanting to hear the lecherous plans that she had in store.
Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi sweatdropped at Sakura's weird face expressions. Naruto turned his grinning face to Kakashi.
"Will there be ramen?!?" He clasped his hands together in front of his face and pouted.
Kakashi sighed with amazement that Naruto was still so fit to be eating so much ramen.
"Yes Naruto, there will be ramen."
"YOSHAAA!!"
"Ok everyone, be at the bathhouse tomorrow at 9:00 sharp. Oh yea!." He pulled out two slips of paper with the icha icha logo imprinted on it. "I got this off the internet, 2 discount coupons to the new icha icha paradise memorial store for 50 off on any book!!" Kakashi raised his hands and suddenly a wave of thunder crashed behind him. " And so with this coupon you can go to any limits of the world to achieve your true de-" BONK! Kakashi received a well-earned slap across his head from Sasuke.
"Kakashi sensei you closet pervert, we don't need your inspiration!!" He stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked away from the team. Kakashi released his hands from his aching head and shouted back at him.
"OK! BUT YOU'RE MISSING A REALLY GREAT DEAL!! IT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS FOR WHEN YOU FU-" BONK!! Sakura, who had enough of his lecherous blabbering, whacked him with her mighty frying pan. (A/N: which came out of nowhere I suppose?)
Kakashi had his face shoved deep into the dirt with his behind sticking up in mid-air.
Naruto was like o.O
And with that, Sakura stormed off with her frying pan, leaving a frightened and twitching Naruto.
With team 8"Shino" Kiba growled.
"…"
"Shino…" scratch scratch
"…"
"Shino!" scratch scratch
"…"
"SHINO, WILL YOU JUST GODDAMN ANSWER ME?!?" Kiba was now screaming at the top of his lungs, flailing his arms at an abnormal speed.
"Yes dog crap?" He turned his head to face Kiba, his face expressionless. "What is so important that you are interrupting a most pleasant moment of silence hm?"
"Oh I was just wondering if YOU COULD REMOVE YOUR DAMN BUGS SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE I CAN LAST ONE MINUTE WITHOUT TOUCHING MYSELF!!!" (a/n: just so you know, the bugs are everywhere o.o)
"Grr..ruff ruff!!" Akamaru barked in response.
"Yea!! What he said!!"
Shino got up to his feet and glanced up at the sky, which was very interesting at the moment.
"I have reasons for my actions Kiba. I had to burn my sandals because of your dog." He glared at Akamaru, who was trying to bite his tail but had no luck.
"It wasn't my fault that you smell like a hydrant! Now get these things off me!!" Kiba shrieked.
Shino averted his gaze from the dog and raised an eyebrow at Kiba.
"So now you're saying that I smell like a piss-infested piece of metal?"
"N-no! I'm saying Akamaru thinks so!" Bad answer Kiba.
"That's not going to change my mind. In the time being, teach your dog some potty training skills." He raised his head to once again look up at the sky. " But I guess you wouldn't know those kind of things either."
3
2
1
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU OVERSIZED ANT FARM?!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU! AND THEN IM GONNA SEND AKAMARU TO EAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR STUPID BUGS AND THEN IM –" Kiba was cut off by a loud holler.
"What in Kami's name is going on here?" Kiba and Shino whipped around to see an angry red-eyed jonin with both of her hands placed firmly on her hips. She had a whimpering hyuuga behind her playing with the hem of her jacket. "Don't tell me you guys are fighting again? Ok i don't have time for this. I have an important announcement to make."
Hinata stepped out from behind Kurenai, now playing with her fingers. "W-what's the b-big event s-sensei?" Kurenai released her hands from her hips and closed her crimson eyes.
"Tsunade has took away training for one week, but in that time period, the other teams and us will be going to a bathhouse." She opened her eyes and clasped her hands and glared at the scratching Kiba and expressionless Shino. "And during that time, there will be no arguments, understood?" a random background of darkness and lightening appeared behind Kurenai, casting a dark shadow. "Or there will be serious consequences."
Everyone bobbed their heads up and down, not wanting to suffer the wrath of a pissed off Kurenai. They shivered at the thought.
"Well! Meet me at the Hanasaki bathhouse at 9:00 AM sharp!" She smiled cheerfully. Mood swings much? "Ja!" and with that Kurenai jumped off.
"I-i wonder what's in s-s-store for us" Hinata squeaked.
Everyone else just shrugged –er scratched.
With team 10 Munch munchZZzZzZ
Munch munch
ZZzZzZzZ
Munch munch
"-snore- trouble –snore- someness" What a lively conversation. Ino strummed her fingers impatiently against the base of the tree, waiting for Asuma to come and save her from…this.
Munch munch"ZzZzZz…-snore- huh? Yes I want the coffee cake –snore-"
'Asuma where are you?' Ino sobbed inwardly
Suddenly out of nowhere, there was a big poof and Asuma appeared right in front of Ino with a huge grin on his face, scaring the crap out of her, which caused her to smash her fist right against Shikamaru's nose (He was sleeping right next to her) which caused him to sit straight up and kick whatever that was sitting across from him, which just happened to be Choji with 20 bags of unknown wat-nots causing him to topple backwards, making all of the bags roll down the hill and into the river bank.
Ino was like O.O
Shikamaru was like o.O
Choji was like TT.TT
"…"
"…"
"…"
"BWAHAHAAAAA!!!!OH MY GOSH YOUR FACES!!" Asuma was laughing hysterically grasping on to the tree from rolling down the hill himself. Everyone stared and sweatdropped (besides choji who was mourning his beloved chips.)
Shikamaru rubbed his eyes and laid down, propped up on his elbows. "What is it sensei?" 'you ruined my wonderful dream' Asuma took deep breaths and calmed down. He held and cigerette between his fingers and looked at his team.
"We are all going to stay at the Hanasaki Bathhouse for one week. Meet me there at 9:00 AM sharp and don't be late!" Asuma raised off the ground, glanced one last time at his students and continued strolling down the main path giggling to himself.
"How troublesome. He woke me up for that? Arg this ninja thing is such a drag." He plopped back down on the soft, wet grass and continued to snore his brains out. He sure does know how to let it go.(A/N wow it rhymes!!…again! ok I'll stop)
Ino stared at the passed out genius and sighed. What a God forsaken team she had.
-sniff sniff- "fooooood…"
With team Gai"HELLO MY WONDERFUL,ENERGETIC,YOUTHFUL TEAM OF MINE!!I AM HERE TODAY TO SPREAD THIS WONDERFUL NEWS THAT WILL ENLIGHT US ALL!!WE ARE GOING TO A YOUTHFUL BATHHOUSE THAT DOES WONDERS TO OUR COMPLEXION!!WE ARE STAYING THERE FOR ONE YOUTHFUL WEEK SO WE CAN SHARE THE YOUTHFULLNESS TO THE WORLD!!THE POWER OR FREEDOM AND YOUTH PREVAILS!!" I think you know who said that
"GAI SENSEI!!YOUR PERSISTANTCE AGAINST YOUTH I ENVY GREATLY!! WE SHALL ALL GO TO THIS YOUTHFUL PLACE SO EVERYONE THERE WILL BE AMAZE WITH OUR SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!!!ISNT THAT RIGHT NEJI, TENTEN!?!"
Tenten just stared at the pair, not knowing how she got into this mess and Neji…being Neji.
"Lee, shut up. We'll go if you can stop describing it like that" Neji leaned back against the tree and closed his eyes noticing Tenten staring at him with interest. "What?" Neji said a little too rudely than he really meant to. She smirked and folded her arms.
"Why are you giving in so easily Neji? You're usually the type that refuses any offer to relax and have fun. Is it that you want to see me in a bathing suit?" Neji remained quiet with a tiny hint of pink on his cheeks that did not go unnoticed my Tenten. Or anyone for that matter.
"OHHH! HOW WONDERFUL! OUR YOUTHFUL NEJI HAS GROWN UP TO HAVE THE HORMONES OF A BEAST!! I WILL CHERISH THIS DAY AS NEJI'S DAY OF ROMAN-" CRASHH!! Neji grabbed Lee by his youthful green spandex suit by the collar and pushed him against the tree, letting Lee's feet dangle off the ground. He stared dangerously into Lee's eyes.
"Cut.it.out." Lee shrunk in Neji's immense chakra with his Byakugan activated. He looked really freaky, in Lee's eyes anyway. (A/N: who doesn't look scary with veins popping out of the sides of your head with a dark aura hanging around your every movement. o.O)
"h-hai" Neji released Lee letting him drop hard onto the dirt ground. Lee got to his feet, dusted himself off, looked Neji in the eye and… zoomed off screaming the daylights out of him, flailing his arms about. From afar, he looked like a green octopus.
"GAI SENSEIIIIIIII!!!! NEJI'S UNYOUTHFULNESS IS SCARING MEEE!!!!"
"Bastard." Neji tightly clenched his fists and swore deeply under his breath. Tenten watched him with an amused expression planted across her face. She shook her head as she walked away.
"Your too much Neji."
"Hn."
Somewhere far and mysterious
2 dark figures landed on a tree branch as the first person pulled out a crumpled package.
"You got it? I didn't expect that of you."
"Well you don't know me very well." The first person shoved the box into his companions hands as he leaped into the darkness. The remaining figure snickered.
"Phase 1. Complete"
(A/N: -gasp- what is phase one? Who are those ppl? Is Neji really a pervert? Why is deidara painting his nails green? All those answers will be revealed in the next chapter (or later in the story) !! if i get 5 or more reviews at least.
Ja Ne!!