Cause I have constipation, it's a painful sensation and I fear that I'm gonna die
If you mention it you will get hurt—close your mouth and do not say a word
Oh no, no, no, that's not where you wanna go, would you just shut your mouth, and don't say it out loud, just get that booty up on the floor,
Cause confessing's the way to go
Look at me and what do you see? Ugliness you cannot bear,
When they tell me I'm ugly, when they say I'm pug-fugly,
I say that I don't care
If you mention it you should run for your life, I've got a rifle, shotgun, machete, grenades and a knife
I just got what I wanted, I just got what I planned
But these people are bimboes, They just won't understand,
That your plan's going right,
Shut up, Ryan, You're wrong
We just wasted time from this dance and this song
But we'll get through it, Constipation—Sweat, clench and strain
We'll get through it, Ugliness—Why am I so vain
We'll get through it, Sharpay's plot will bring East High pain
Not another headspin, Put your feet on the ground, Would everyone just quiet down
Oh no, no, no, that's not where you wanna go, would you just shut your mouth, and don't say it out loud, just get that booty up on the floor,
Cause confessing's the way to go—STICK TO THE STATUS QUO