Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach in any way shape or form. If I did there'd be a lot more IshiHime.
A/N: I just thought it'd be fun to see how badly we can tick off our fav characters. Since some of 'em are a little harder to annoy (like Orihime) it may take a little longer to upload them. But for the meantime here's Ishida. X)
xXx Ten or More Ways To Annoy Ishida xXx
1) Say the word 'haphazard' as often as you can.
2) Wear lots of buttons
3) Mercilessly glomp him every time he adjusts his glasses
4) Tell him he's gay on a regular basis, especially in sewing club
5) Steal all his extra mantles
6) Hide all his Quincy crosses
7) Every time Ichigo walks by play the song 'Accidentally in Love' by Counting Crows
8) Every time Orihime walks by either play the song 'Hanging By a Moment' or 'You and Me' by Lifehouse
9) Every time he starts to write something play the epic 'Death Music' from Death Note
10) Cut all his thread into segments five inches long
11) Every time there is a silence more than ten seconds long ask him 'So Ichigo or Orihime?'
12) Repeatedly get his name confused (think Pesche from Arrancar Arc or Ichigo reading it like a girl's name)
A/N: K I would totally put up the next list this very moment but it's one in the morning and my parents want me to go to bed... Ughhh... Also, I expect no reviews on this. It's just for my own enjoyment.