uhh so i heard this was an anxeballs movie but i still havent seen it yet but hanna told me i had to write this since i lile "anksty movies" so much. hanna, youre a jerk. here goes.
wow what a gr8 movie. it was action packed and dark and uhhhh black so here cone someso spoliers. the main character guy whose name is wedding gets attacked by a crazy pady named usable who is also a parasite from space which is really craazy and spoppy his brother is trying to help eddie recover from the parasite but the parasite doesnt want to be removed and convinced edsie and so they ran awya on a motorcycle and busted up some cars and some bad guys but the thing is they were only kinda bad so people got upset and i think thats when someone rioted but only one ans so eddies got away with it but thats when he decided that his name wasnt eddie anymore it was venom so nick fuey came up to h in his great questionablenedss and said you should join the avengers then spider man was like uhhh nooooooooo hes a bad giy so he joined deadpool instead and everyone lived happily ever hafete. thwn the post craedit s scene oh boi it was crazy it was deapool and venom trying to make a gofundme to jion the avengers. so thats the story but now my reaction to it. it was cool there werent enough fight seens bor crying or death or depression but yaknow it was alright the cgi was kinda cool too like that one seen of him turning into venom that was in the trailer except his teeth were gross really BRUSH YOUR TEETH S JEESSS hygienes important anymway my favorite part was when becki joined the royal family and then issued a decree banning feminism which i mean thats pretty dumb but then venom broke in and smashed her to bits and there was blood everywhere byt since she was dead no one would follow the decree but everyone was a lot nicer to women and the men got eatem
7/10