Date

By: Bittersweet Laughters

A/N: I like Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, so much to the point I can read or watch it over and over again, especially when it comes to Hideyoshi. I love how the characters in Baka to Test disregard his gender, so here you go: a fic about HUGE misunderstanding in Hideyoshi's side, and misfortune in Akihisa's side, to put it in Indonesian idiom, it will be "sudah jatuh ketiban tangga." Or something like that.

Oh also, I'm practicing how to write from different point of views.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BAKA TO TEST TO SHOUKANJUU

I can't believe how unlucky I am today.

I know I'm unlucky enough to be called the biggest idiot in the whole world. And of course I know at some point people just say that I am cursed with idiocy.

BUT I JUST CAN'T GET IT WHY MUST I BE CURSED WITH MISFORTUNE AS WELL

It seems that the only one that has been around me is just Binbougami*. Nothing good has happened till' this second. I remembered clearly that this morning I woke up really late, even though today is holiday (because Fumizuki Gakuen needs to do their monthly Shoukanjuu System check-up, and hence, the students get free holiday by just that), I'm not 100% pleased that I can sleep late and wake up late the next day.

That means I'm just giving away my sister opportunities by waking up later than her. My intuition turned out to be true, as I woke up wearing a girl's uniform. Wait a second- Where did she get that uniform? Don't tell me she made deals with Mutsullini.

Still frantic, I rushed to the bathroom immediately, and took off the clothes as quickly as I could. Accidentally, I slipped and hurt my butt pretty badly. I ignored the pain and then grabbed the shower. Ah, nice, icy cold water ran through my body and in an instant I shrieked and screamed as I wash my body, as fast as I could.

After I finished taking shower, I went to my room to grab some clothes. I noticed that my nee-san prepared some clothes on my bed, how considerate. I browsed through the pile and immediately slammed them back. My sister prepared me a set of maid clothes including cat ears and long stockings, with an extra note: 'Nee-san can't stand seeing you like this, so Nee-san will be super nice this time and prepare you cute change of clothes. Don't even think to open your closet.-Love,Nee-san'

WHAT LOVE? YOU JUST ENJOY TORTURING ME AREN'T YOU, NEE-SAN!?

Still cold from the icy water from before, I tried to open my closet and I failed because nee-san locked it. How clever. But after I think for a while, it is rational for nee-san to be this mad at me, seeing how not just my scores, but my attitudes are also bad at school. I guess I just have to endure this until she gets home and all I need to do is kneel before her and-OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT THAT I HAD A DATE WITH HIDEYOSHI TODAY.

I screamed inwardly, before I tried to figure a way out. I remembered that I still have a pair of pants in the laundry bag, seems that nee-san doesn't notice that. I quickly ran outside my room and took it. It looks very messy, and quite dirty, as expected from the pants that had been worn for a week straight. I really want to look good in a date with Hideyoshi today, but today, the situation is out of control.

I tried to remember whether I still have another top, and suddenly remembered that I stuffed one under my bed to hide my R18 magazines and I immediately took it out. I was surprised it looked quite decent, despite the size was too small by two numbers. I didn't really care at that time and put it on immediately. As long as I didn't make any exaggerated moves it would be fine right?

Finally looking good, I took a bite from a the tabasco-flavored sandwich nee-san made me, and I rushed outside, but in the middle of the way, a ball, seemed to be accidentally hit the man behind me, and I was suspected as the one who threw him the ball. I needed 15 minutes to make him understand that it was accidentally kicked by the kids from the park nearby.

Not long after that incident, my phone fell down because a bike nearly hit me. I needed to take it, but I was too lazy to bend down, and in result making the left armpit part of my shirt to be ripped. Luckily it wasn't far from the mall where Hideyoshi and I wanted to meet up.

And now, here I am, entering the electronic door of the mall, just to see a charming beauty that is leaning against the wall nearby the door. She is quite tall, and really slender. Her face is small, and her eyes are so big as if they can suck you in. Her hair is let down loose, with two hairclips to keep her bangs from falling. She wears a ¾ sleeved jacket over a cute green top, and a white, frilly miniskirt to comply her looks. She is just simply very beautiful that I can catch people also looking at her way. She picks up her green phone, and then places it on her ear.

RIIIIING

At the sound of my phone ringing, I immediately snap out of my daze and picks it up, and from the corner of my eye I can see the charming girl has started talking.

"Hello, Akihisa, where are you?" I hear the overly familiar voice of Kinoshita Hideyoshi from my phone, that sweet high-pitched voice, but not too squeaky, just perfect. As I hear him, I also notice that the girl is mouthing the same-

"Waaaaa! Hideyoshiiiiiii!" Without any moment of hesitation I leaped towards the charming girl that turns out to be Hideyoshi and hugs him tightly. I've just realized how thin Hideyoshi is just when I'm hugging him. No wonder Minami and Himeji-san seem to be jealous of him.

"Waa Akihisa! You surprised me! What are you doing? We're in public!" Hideyoshi seems to be embarrassed as he pats my back but then frees himself from my grip.

"Uwaa you look so cute for our date today, uwaaa I'm sorry I look so shabby."

"Akihisa why are you crying? And please remember we're not going on a date." Hideyoshi frowns a little bit as he says that.

"What are you saying? This is definitely a date, isn't it? A girl and a boy going out together?" I insist as I emphasize my moves with my right hand. I can only move my right hand freely right now.

"I'm a boy, and Yuuji was supposed to be here too, but he had some business with Kirishima. We're here to buy the costume that you and Yuuji ripped yesterday. We are not going out. We're here for the sake of the drama club." Hideyoshi explains. It is true we were too much yesterday. My fight with Yuuji went a little overboard yesterday and in result ripped Hideyoshi's prop. I would never forget what happened yesterday. It was the first time that I had ever seen Hideyoshi putting a dark face.

"O-okay I'm really sorry Hideyoshi, but why are you dressing up so cutely today?"

"Hm? This? I had a rehearsal with the drama club just before I got here. Accidentally I forgot to bring change of clothes."

"Oh, well thank goodness you forget."

"Eh-what did you say Akihisa?"

"Nothing"

"Anyway, something is strange with you."

"Geez, nothing happened this morning. I ate breakfast."

"No, I mean you've been keeping that left arm of yours down."

Hideyoshi notices my problem! As expected of him. I'm really embarrassed to tell him about this, but rather than embarrassing myself in public later, I better tell him.

"A-actually Hideyoshi, I ripped my shirt on my way here."

"How is that even possible?"

"That's a long story." I sigh, deeply. I have no mood to tell my misfortune from the very beginning of the day until now.

Before I know it, Hideyoshi is now inspecting the ripped part of my shirt. Because of our height difference, he immediately sees it. He examines it for a while and thinks a bit before turning his charming face back to facing me.

"I think I've found a solution."

A/N: R&R

*Binbougami: god of poverty