Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis therefore no money is being made at all from this. This is all for wacky entertainment.

Author's Notes: This was inspired by a Gundam Seed fanfic. If this idea has been done for PoT already for this anime, I apologize.

Mamushi,

Dnh! Aren't you lucky you're getting your email from me? Well, I think this is kind of stupid anyway. You think so too right, Mamushi? Stop making those 'fshuiing' sounds. They irritate me. What's that? You don't wanna hear it?

Tough! Quit whining or I'll give you a beating on the court!

Che...well Tezuka-buchou wanted this so don't get all emotional on me. I'll Dunk Smash your wimpy Snake in the tennis court if you do.

Ha! How's that for motivation? We're gonna kick snake butt in the Nationals!

Yeah, that's right. I said snake butt. Don't like it? Dnh on you!

Oh, before I forget.

....good luck tomorrow.

From Momoshiro da Man!

-TBC