Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Miroku all grumbled and groaned. It was three in the morning. They were heading to McDonalds for their wives. Inuyasha was married to Kagome, Sesshomaru was married to Kagura, and Miroku was married to Sango. And all three of them happened to be pregnant.
They all lived together in a townhouse they all bought together. Kagome leaned against the kitchen counter, her hands resting on her swollen belly. She was about seven months along. Kagura was eight and a half and Sango was six. And they all wanted cheeseburgers with extra mayo onions, garlic, mustard, peanut butter, and tomato. "When do you think they'll get back?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know." Kagura said sitting down "But I hope soon." She said patting her stomach. "I'm starved. Sango was writing on her "list" It was a "Names" list. It was divided into three columns, boys, girls, and unisex. "This baby won't stop kicking." Kagura said sitting down on a barstool.
"That's right, twelve double cheese burgers, six large fries, and three large Cokes." Inuyasha said into the drive thru microphone. The line was silent. "This isn't some stupid joke is it sonny?" the older gentle man asked. "No, it's not…just make the food and give it to me." Inuyasha said biting his nails.
"I'm gonna get the manager and if your still here when I get back your gonna be in big trouble." He said in a hoarse tone from his old age. Inuyasha groaned. "Listen you old fart, our wives are pregnant and are eating for six so give me my damn food!" he yelled into the microphone. "Oh why didn't yaw say so?" he asked. "I remember when me wife was pregnant…the year was 1939…she ate like a horse!" "Okay thanks." Inuyasha said stepping on the gas.
They pulled up to the next window. "Your total is $22.26." said the woman at the register. She handed them their many bags of food. "Finally." Inuyasha muttered. They started to drive. "Better step on it Inuyasha, the girls get…unhappy…if they aren't fed hourly." He joked. "I know what you mean." Sesshomaru added. "Kagura can be pretty mean if she wants to be." He said from the passenger seat.
"You got it Roku." Inuyasha said stepping on the gas. They were going twenty miles over the speed limit. "Inuyasha, slow down it's dark and slippery out." Sesshomaru said bracing the glove box. "Are you scared Fluffy?" he asked going a little faster. "No, I simply do not wish to be pulled over and given a ticket when the girls are waiting for the food." He said shifting in his seat.
"Damn you Inuyasha." Sesshomaru cursed as bright lights and sirens could be heard and seen. Inuyasha smirked. "I can ditch him this thing does a hundred and sixty!" he said slamming his foot on the gas. "Stop It Inuyasha!" Sesshomaru yelled trying to take hold of the wheel. "Screw this!!" Inuyasha yelled jerking the wheel to the right into a rice field.
The car slid and sloshed in the darkness and came to screeching halt almost flipping the car. The police car sloshed up next to them and jumped out of the car. His gun pointed at the car. Inuyasha was passed out at the wheel. Sesshomaru shook him trying to rouse him. The policeman pulled open the car door and dragged Inuyasha out of it.
H searched through his pockets. "Aha." He said pulling a small packet of white powder out of his pocket. He picked Inuyasha up off the ground and set him in the back of the cop car. "Everybody out of the car!" The police man said taping the window. Sesshomaru opened the door and was yanked up by the arm. He pulled it free and stepped back. "Your under arrest." The policeman said
"On what charge?" Sesshomaru asked standing up to his full height towering over him. "Possession of illegal drugs, speeding, and drunk driving." He said tanking Sesshomaru's wrists together putting them together in handcuffs. HE grabbed Miroku and put him in cuffs as well. He crammed them all into the back of a police car and drove towards the station.
"One phone call each." The warden said leading Miroku towards a pa phone and handing him some change from his pocket. "He sighed and punched in his home phone. Kagome answered. "Where are you guys?" She asked. "Well it's kind of a funny story." Miroku said rubbing the back of his neck. "I'm sure it's hilarious." Kagura said filing her nails. (It's on speaker) "Well…Sesshomaru, Inuyasha and I are…kind of…in jail." He said immediately holding the phone away from his ear. "JAIL!!!???" they all screamed
"Whats the bail?" they asked. "$10,00.00" he whispered. "Ten thousand dollars?!" they screamed. Kagura, Kagome, and Sango all jumped into one of the other cars and drove towards the police department.
"I can't believe Inuyasha did drugs." Kagome said tears leaking from her eyes. "I mean how are we supposed to raise this baby and tell him not to do drugs when his own father is!" she said blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Sango was silent, keeping her eyes pinned on the road ahead.
"How could he do this to us?" she asked into her belly. "How could he do this to me?" she asked sobbing into the cloth. "How long has he been doing this?" she whispered. "I mean what if it was in his system when the baby was conceived?" she said sobbing and hiccupping into her new Kleenex. Kagura gasped. "I hate to interrupt but…my water just broke!"