The Ocarina Of Time : Mistress Quest

By: Makio

Disclaimer: As A matter of Fact I DO own Zelda. That obviously why I'm writing crappy spin-offs on this website.

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It Was a cold and irreversibly Soggy day in Hyrule, What was making it more miserable was that the nuisance flying above a soggy wet mass of green would not stop singing.

'There goes Peter Cotton Tail hopping down the bunny trail, Hip pity Hopping Cause ---' The small Fairy was cut short as a tiny dagger like sword was swung at her.

"Navi, Could you please for once in your life SHUT UP." The small green blob shouted angrily his little voice echoing throughout Hyrule.

"Hmph.." The tiny glow looked at him for a second "Well Link, If you didn't take so long to get to Hyrule Castle I wouldn't have to amuse myself now would I?"

The sound of Teeth grinding could be heard "I told you Navi, I'm crossing Hyrule on foot, its going to take some-- ", "--Cause Easters on its Way!" Apparently Paying Attention was not the young Fairies strong point.

"You die now!" Ling said annoyed as he swung his Kokiri Sword about. However being roughly the size of your pinky finger, Fairies are incredibly hard to even catch let alone hit with a blade. This left Link Slashing away at a pile of bushes rather than the Iritable partner that hovered behind him watching, highly amused.

However it was in this wild rage Link had found that he had whittled the poor brush down to virtually nothing, And under said brush was a peculiar sight. Under the brush sat a perfectly circular hole, it was to dark to se down but it peaked Links curiosity and he virtually forgot Navi even existed.

But the tiny glow stick was still there, and in Links absent mindedness she felt it would be funny to push him into the deep dark and surprisingly round hole.

After a bit of a scream and the dust cleared Link looked up into the light "Navi I'm going to put you in the bottle when I get back up there"

"If you get back up here" She stated rather bluntly.

Link grumbled and dusted himself off looking around; first thing he noticed was that it was rather elegant, in-fact very elegant. The marble columns outlined a pool of water with the sacred crest of Hyrule stationed in front.

"This must be those Fountains of power I heard rumors of." It was true, in the Kokiri forest there was rumored to be one but nobody ever found it.

Walking onto the crest he looked around, nothing happened puzzled on what to do he waded into the pool it was pure, link felt bad as the mud on his boots caused the water to turn a light brown.

Rather suddenly the water began to glow, frightened Link scrambled out as a great and rather unattractive fairy appeared. "Who dirtied my pool!?" she said angrily

Link looked at her in disgust, and not for just how she looked, the fact that he did not want to see a fairy right now also contributed to the gnarled face that was Links, "I was just trying to summon you, I want my powers."

The fairy looked at him for a bit "Well aren't you demanding. But you know I don't 'Give' powers I grant them to those who are worthy, and to those who didn't soil my water."

Infuriated Link looked back up at her "Listen lady! I got a crappy fairy partner who never shuts up, this tunic chafes and the Great Deku tree gave me some lousy directions. Not to mention you're on my last nerves I mean what kind of woman wears leaves as clothes, sheesh good for nothing fairy not giving me anything even though I summoned her.

"You think my clothes are bad?" She said in a booming voice "And what exactly do you know about women?"

"I..." Link had no answer all he knew about was girls from the village, and they were always quite frankly tomboyish.

"That's what I thought.. Maybe I should teach you a little something about being a woman hmm? You want a gift of my power, I'll give you a gift of my power you little ingrate." She loomed over Link quite menacingly then suddenly came down and gave Link a little flick on the forehead.

For a minute Link felt a little strange, it almost tickled but it quickly faded, And he looked up at the fairy "You didn't do anything" he said with a flat face "Some power"

The great fairy just looked at him for a minute in amusement and snapped her fingers, Link began to feel strange again but rather than tickling it started to hurt, and it hurt a lot. His skin felt like it was burning and his groin was being pulled by a rope, the pain began to get so excruciating that he began to get dizzy and pass out.

He woke up looking at Navi about 10 feet away from the hole, the tiny fairy hovered and poked around him looking at his face "Link I'm SOOOOO Sorry I didn't know this would happen! Don't hurt me please."

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- I know its bad and such but I was just bored in class and felt like typing this up in and hour or so. Maybe I'll update it, if the mood strikes me