A/N:
Me and my New Friend Scarface101 came up with this on the fly and had a blast writing it! Don't go expecting any deep, complex Plots or Stories. These one shots will be nothing but Sex, Cum, and all around Smuttiness. There will be Milfs, yanderes, Hung shota Naruto, Lolis, Tentacles, whatever...
This will also be the only disclaimer in this Fic
WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO, DC, MARVEL OR MY HERO ACADEMIA. ANY OTHER SERIES WE POST!
Chapter one: Robbery gone… lemony? (Naruto x Harley x Ivy.)
"Ugh. I hate this city, it is always so bleak and depressing. It's a wonder that plant life can thrive here at all." muttered the form of Poison Ivy as she lazily typed on a laptop.
"Worse than that Ivy. Batman's always on our asses. And not in the sexy way. Gawd I could use a good dicking! You know how hard it is to get off in Arkham? The guards are all married, or have their own batons up their asses and the doctors might as well be eunuchs." whined Harley as she lazily swung her legs in the air.
"Believe me Quinn. I should know. Anyways, let's just find some rich bastard, rob him blind and then skip town. Maybe go somewhere sunny and breezy. Someplace with a nice Beach." Ivy responded with a longing sigh.
"Sounds fun Ivy, ooh! Maybe we can find some hawt beach studs to fuck up! Who wouldn't want to ride this Harley?" Quinn asked as she gave her round bubble butt a loud smack for emphasis.
Ivy chuckled for a bit, knowing firsthand how soft Harley's ass was. She also knew that it was perfect for riding such an enormously hard dick Finally, Ivy got a hit for a possible target and spoke "I think I found someone. Minato Namikaze, some wealthy bank owner that started out in Japan and has expanded his bank chain to the USA. He looks pretty loaded. Though now we need to find out his address."
"Got him. Here's his place. Pretty swanky." Harley replied as she held up her phone and showed a picture of a beach condo just outside of Gotham.
"That fast? How'd you manage to find his place so quickly?" The green skinned woman asked in surprise.
"He has a facebook account. Mr. Moneybags is quite the self promoter and loves showing off his wealth. Dumb bastard even put down his address." Harley stated in a deadpan tone.
"Wow. Someone that dumb and egotistical is just begging to be robbed. Well, that settles that. Let's go steal a ride and head over there." Ivy spoke as they exited their temporary hideaway. It was definitely going to be fun robbing this poor schmuck. And this time, they'd be careful not to alert the Batman, the last thing they needed was him chasing their large asses again, and not because he was looking for a good time.
Later.
"Nice wheels." was Ivy's satisfied comment as they drove down the road in a bright red corvette that Harley had apparently 'found'. The former psychiatrist now fully dressed in her usual black and crimson tights with full makeup. Ivy was in her normal tight emerald leather one piece corset with matching gloves that went past her elbows and boots that went up to her thighs.
"Yup. And I also found the keys so we didn't need to hotwire it this time. I think our luck may be turning around this time." Harley answered with a giggle. The car hit a bump in the road causing the vehicle to bounce a bit, and then a loud moan and thump was heard from the trunk.
"Quinn? What was that noise?" the toxic redhead asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh that? That's the car owner. I saw him leave the car and start selling dope on the street corner, so I knocked his lights out and stuffed him into the trunk. I doubt the Batman will go looking for a missing drug dealer." was Harley's explanation as she gave a goofy smile.
"Huh. Pretty smart of you for once." Ivy answered in a semi-mocking tone.
"Hey! That's not nice!" Quinn yelled as they came to a stop just outside of the condo. The lights were all off and nobody seemed to be awake at the moment. There weren't any watchdogs or guards either.
"Oooooh mama. This is going to be like taking candy from a baby! I can already feel all those poor beach hunks filling me up as I drain their sacks dry!" Harley giggled perversely and rubbed her large breasts.
"Quinn, have you ever thought about finding a real boyfriend? One that is somewhat sane and not gay over some vigilante dressed up like a black ops tooth fairy? Because well… you seem almost like you're in heat. Like a cat." The toxic woman stated with a small sweatdrop. But it seemed like Quinn wasn't listening to her right now as she was having perverse daydreams.
Giving a roll of her eyes, Ivy smacks her blonde partner's ass to break her out of dreamland and spoke "Keep it in your pants for now Quinn. Let's get this over with." the toxic redhead spoke as they approached the condo… and noticed that it had numerous cameras placed about the place. Eyeing a fuse box, Ivy concentrated for a moment as vines came up from the ground and creeped up along the wall until they came up to the fuse box and began to crush it until it shorted out.
The tiny crimson lights on the cameras sputtered for a second until they turned off. Signaling it was now safe to approach without being recorded. From their, they circled around the towards the back and went through a small garden that had numerous flowers that seemed to almost glow in the moonlight. Ivy could sense that they were healthy and well cared for… and they were very happy here. It seemed that someone had a love for flowers and plant life here.
"Hey! Ivy! The back door is unlocked!" Harley spoke as she slid open a glass door with a giggle. The former botanist couldn't help but smile at how smoothly this was going. In just a bit, they would stuff their car full of loot and take off towards a beach far away from Gotham and of course Batman.
"Ooh. Check out all these paintings and sculptures! You think that Minato guy's trying to overcompensate for something?" Quinn spoke as she looked at a rather gaudy looking painting that looked absolutely hideous to her, but if it was expensive, then who cares? She didn't. So she took it off the wall and placed it on the floor where they would soon accumulate their stolen goods until it was time to leave and drive off into the sunset… or sunrise. You get the idea.
Ivy however was momentarily distracted by a little bonsai tree placed on a nearby mantle. From the looks of it, the tiny little branches had been recently trimmed. Another sign of a plant lover's presence.
As she reached out to take the tiny tree, she stopped when the sounds of loud moans could be heard from upstairs. "Huh. Thought the place was empty." Quinn stated as she pulled a baseball bat seemingly from thin air. If someone was present, then they had to make sure their little burglary went undisturbed and unreported. They slowly, quietly made their way up to the second floor, all the while the moans got louder and louder. Then they heard some male sounding grunts as they crept toward a lone, cracked door at the of the hallway.
Then they heard what sounded like Little boys Voice say "Ohh yeah, your such a good little slut Ivy-chan." as they heard a glurking sound. "That's right, take my cock and make sure you clean it. Don't waste a single drop bitch."
Harley gasped as she looked over at her friend to see how she would react to what they had just heard.
The toxic redhead crossed her arms beneath her bust, her face a cross between anger and arousal as she gently pushed open the door to get a better view… and then her eyes started to widen at the sight. "Homina, homina, homina." she muttered with her cheeks turning a deep red.
Inside was boy, no older than 11 or 12 dressed as the japanese hero All Might sitting on a large four postered bed with bright orange Sheets and pillows. Kneeling in front of him was….her, or rather a girl dressed like her. The boy's pants were down and pooled around his ankles while his hands were wrapped around the girls head as her face was buried deeply against his crotch.
"Ivy-chan, I'm going to show you what it means to go Plus Ultra!" the boy said as he buried his cock deep into her throat and let out a massive stream of thick, smelly jizz inside of it. He let out so much it began leaking out of her mouth despite having it plugged by his massive cock. It dribbled down her face and dripped onto her green leather corset. It even started to dribble out from her nostrils as small white bubbles formed and semen flowed down her cheeks, mixing with some of her tears as she tried to fight for air.
The boy slowly pulled his cock out of her mouth,inch by inch until all 16 inches was pulled out, and as the head popped out, he still shot a few thick strings of spunk onto her face and forehead. The girl seemed to be in a stupor as she fell limply to the floor and twitched a bit, her eyes rolled into her head as they closed shut.
"Damn. Guess I played a bit too rough with the maid… again. Ah well. She'll be good to go again in a few hours." the boy muttered in a slightly dissatisfied tone as he stripped off the All Might outfit, leaving him fully nude, his 16 inch cock still hard as rock.
Turning to leave the room to find another maid to play with, he stops as he notices the two would be home invaders staring at him through the doorway, most specifically at what was between his legs.
"Ivy? Either I am having an acid trip or an underage boy is packing a virgin killing monstrosity. You seeing what I am seeing?" Quinn asked with wide eyes filled with disbelief.
"Ohhhh, I am seeing. Still trying to get to the believing part." The former botanist replied as she blinked a few times.
The whiskered boy looked down at his crotch, then slowly backed up at the two escaped Arkham patient and spoke "Either you two are pro-level cosplayers… or you're the real thing and came here to rob my old man. If it's the former… you up for a good time? If the latter, take whatever you want. Insurance will cover it all and my asshole father's wallet will get even fatter."
The two weren't really paying any attention to his words as they whispered back and forth between themselves "He's sooooo cuuuuute! Just look at the adorable little whisker marks! He's like a cute widdle fox! I wanna keep him! And look at that dick of his! That thing is a deadly weapon of mass fucking! That thing could really stretch out my tight, neglected pussy! Ah, fuck it! Let's kidnap the brat and keep him as our fuckpet!" Harley whispered in a not so quiet manner as she giggled excitedly.
"Quinn! He's like… eleven, give or take. Way underage. It wouldn't be the same as taking advantage of some musclehead beach hunks or whatever it is you're into." Ivy argued with a low growl, obviously trying to act with the moral high ground and keep her less than stable partner under control.
"Your point? We are criminals, escaped Arkham patients, and we have some pretty dead sex lives except for whenever we screw each other. Since when do we care about screwing a kid? And where on god's green earth can we find an impossibly large piece of boy meat like that ever again?" Quinn spoke while impatiently tapping her foot in some frustration, her loins burning for some fucking.
Meanwhile the boy upon seeing how close the beauties were to each other, had started rubbing one out. Taking notice of this, they turned in his direction and saw that he still hadn't gone soft despite having just shot a huge load down the now unconscious maid's throat.
"See?! He is still hard as a fucking rock! Fuck this! I am going to fuck a little boy and ride him till those huge nuts are milked dry!" Harley screeched as she tore off her tights and bounced over to the blonde boy. In spite of this unexpected turn of events… he definitely wasn't going to protest if it meant fucking a hot babe who so happened to be the real Harley Quinn herself.
She grabbed his dick into her soft hands and stroked it fast and hard, not at all being gentle as she giggled perversely. "I have never fucked an underage boy before. This is going to be fun for both of us." she grinned and her tongue slipped out from between her lips as she slowly dragged it along his shaft, getting her first taste of boy cock. Moaning she cupped his balls and placed the swollen glans at her lips giving the tip a firm suck as she took his dick a bit at a time into her mouth, her soft and warm tongue massaging his meat inside her hot mouth.
In the background, Ivy was turning crimson in a mixture of anger and arousal as her hand subconsciously went to her crotch and she began to rub her pussy. Hot juices leaking out and covering her fingers as she watched this immoral scene play out.
"So tight!" grunted the boy as he began to thrust into her throat pussy. What couldn't fit inside of Harley's throat, she jerked off with her hand, using her fingers to squeeze the base of his dick as her bare breasts glistened with sweat and saliva dripping from her full mouth. Her cheeks puffing out a bit as her head bobbed back and forth. "Gahhh, I can't believe the real Harley Quinn is acting like such a slutty whore!" said the kid as grabbed the back of her head and impaled her on his cock, forcing his cock all the way into her throat.
She released his ballsack and her free hand went down to her dripping pussy as she furiously rubbed it. Her juices spilling out against the floor and soaking the carpet as the scent of sex filled the room. She managed to pull his cock out of her mouth for a moment and replied "What can I say? I have a really bad itch that needs to be scratched and this dick is going to help with that regardless if you want to or not. But seeing as how you're loving this, I don't think we have any problems." with that said, she stuffed his dick back into her mouth, looking up at him with eyes akin to a hungry predator.
Some moans were heard in the background as Ivy had taken off her corset and was rubbing her large green breasts with one hand while shoving her fingers into her pussy with her free hand making some wet squishing noises. She wanted that boy meat too, but couldn't bring herself to move from her spot. Finally, Ivy began to stumble forward, her legs seemingly on autopilot as she fell to her knees next to Quinn, the toxic redhead's face a deep shade of red as she watched her partner in crime effortlessly swallow that enormous cock.
At last, Ivy gave into her more carnal desire and wrapped her lips around one of the boy's balls. Giving it a firm suck as her tongue slid across the smooth skin. Uncaring now if she was defiling a young boy. She too had an elusive itch, and she wasn't going to leave here unsatisfied.
The kid jumped slightly when Ivy started sucking his ball, causing his cock to jump deeper into Harley's throat. Her lips stretching to form a grin as her head furiously bobbed back and forth, on his large, vein covered schlong. Ivy then took one of her hands and began to penetrate Harley's leaking cunt alongside her friend's already pistoning fingers. Harley glucked, then moaned into the kids crotch as she exploded all over the floor, her hand, and her friend's hand were now soaked in her juices.
Harley removed her mouth from the boy's dick with a saucy grin. "Hey red? I think our little boytoy is about to bust a nut. Ready to taste some fresh boy cum?" Harley asked with a giggle, very eager to see the boy cum since he looked ready to erupt like a volcano.
"Harley, Ivy I'm about to…" The next thing the two women saw was a wall of white exploding in their faces. Hot jizz splashing against their faces and onto their breasts. They groaned in disappointment that it didn't land into their mouths so they began to lick it up off each other's bodies. Moaning lewdly as they rubbed against each other and tasted the fresh boy cream.
Unbeknownst to them, he had moved behind them, grabbed Harley's bubble ass and gave it a hard smack, earning a yelp of surprise from Quinn followed by a low moan. "Don't think we're done yet. I can still keep going." the boy spoke, his dick still refusing to go soft.
"Heh. Don't worry, we aren't satisfied either. We're probably going to be doing this all night long. You ready to ride the Harley, baby? You can stick that dick of yours into any of my holes that you want." Harley replied and smacked her own soft bubble ass, making it bounce and jiggle.
With that, the kid slammed his cock into her tight, twitching ass. Burying it deep into her hot flesh until he was balls deep. Ivy scowled at being left out, then a light bulb seemingly blinked over her head as she straddled Harley's head… and then planted her moist green pussy on the poor clown babe's face making Harley moan into it as she licked at Ivy's pussy.
"Eat my pussy you clown whore, make me cum all over your face!" the toxic redhead growled deeply and then leaned forward. Planting a heated kiss against the boy's lips. His cock moving in and out of Harley's ass like a piston, her pussy juices providing plentiful lubricant allowing him easy access to the deepest parts of her ass.
His balls making wet smacking sounds as he drilled her rear entrance. Moans of ecstasy and loud grunts filling the room as the two ladies forgot the very reason they even came here. All they could think about was fucking and being fucked by this underage boy and his cock.
Ivy's lips were laced with a toxin, not of the usual deadly poisons… but a highly concentrated aphrodisiac that caused Naruto's young body to heat up as he frantically pounded Harley's ass, trying to relieve the burning ache in his loins.
All of a sudden he pulled out of her ass, causing her to whimper, then slammed it into her overflowing cunt, until he was balls deep and started raping it. Although Harley certainly wasn't complaining. In fact, she was just enjoying it more as she licked at Ivy's pussy.
The whiskered boy groaned as his balls made some small gurgling noises and her buried himself into her cunt. His jizz flowing into Harley's pussy and filling up her womb to the brim. Fortunately it was a safe day for her… this time.
He pulled out of Quinn's cunt and panted a bit with a mixture of minor exhaustion and arousal. Even with an inhuman sex drive and boundless energy, even he needed a break once in a while. But he was still good to go for more.
"I am not really into little boys, but I don't even care." Ivy muttered as she shoved Harley off the bed making her fall to the floor with a loud thump. The toxic woman straddled the boy and stroked his dick with her hands, giving it a few good pumps.
"Ready? You won't be getting any rest tonight. Once I am done, Harley is going to want another go." Ivy whispered in a husky tone as she sat on his dick and her pussy quickly swallowed his boy meat with ease. He grunted as she slowly tortured him by moving her herself up and down on his massive meat stick. Her thick and green ass starting to bounce against his drained ballsack.
The boy moaning as his hands grabbed her hips and he thrusted up into her as she rode him hard. The bed creaking beneath them as she raped his young dick. Her large breasts bouncing up and down and smacking against each other as droplets of sweat dripped down her body. "Come on you little brat! Fuck me harder! Pound that green pussy!" Groaning, the boy reached up, grabbed Ivy by the hips and slammed her onto his cock. The red haired woman's pleasured screams echoing throughout the room and drifting out into the empty house. Her toes curling in pleasure as she lost track of who was really on top now.
Not that it mattered anymore as they engaged in wild and mindless kid suddenly flipped over so that Ivy was on the floor and he was on top. "What were you saying you plant obsessed slut?"
"Fuck me harder brat! Fuck me with that monstrous underage dick!" Ivy screamed at the top of her lungs, strands of crimson hair sticking to her face as she growled in an almost animalistic manner. Her pussy walls squeezing his cock as though she were trying to milk him for all he was worth. "Don't think your in charge anymore whore!" Growled the kid as he pulled out until the tip of his horse cock was barely touching her lower mouth. "Beg for it Slut, beg!"
"Please! Take that huge cock, shove it up my green cunt and fuck me till I can't walk straight then cover me in your hot ball juice!" she screamed and begged, tightly clenching her fists against the carpet.
With a roar of triumph he slammed himself into her, over and over again. In Between grunts the kid said "From now on…...You Sluts….work for ME!" he growled as he planted himself all the way to her womb and released a flood of his thick, hot, smelly baby making juice into it. He then pulled out of her and let his seed continue to spray out, covering her from head to toe in jizz.
He fell back a bit and landed on his hands to steady himself. His cock finally starting to slowly soften after the continuous rutting. He then felt a pair of arms wrap around him and a pair of breasts squished against his back. "That was fun puddin'. If we stay here, will you take care of us and fuck us every day?" Asked the voice of Harley as she sensually nibbled on his ear.
"Hell yeah, I ain't had a good fuck like that since Hinata-chan and Ino-chan left for college. By the by, Name's Naruto. Naruto Namikaze." the boy introduced himself at last with a smile. This… was going to be fun.
"Nice to meet you puddin'. Say, your daddy won't be coming home anytime soon will he?" Quinn asked with a lewd grin, and sucked hard on his neck, leaving behind a hickey.
"Like… almost never. He only drops in for about an hour or so before leaving on another business trip. So we can have the entire condo to ourselves." he answered her with a low moan.
"Good. That means we can have even more fun." Ivy replied as she got up and stretched out her limbs before straddling the boy yet again and planting a light kiss against his cheek.
Two weeks later, at a charity ball being held by Wayne Enterprises.
Bruce Wayne was making his rounds, greeting the guests that had come, all the while in his head he was pondering where the escaped pair of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn had vanished to.
"Mr. Wayne, Thanks for inviting my father and I to your party, unfortunately he wasn't able to make it since he's still in japan." Bruce turned to find the only heir to the Namikaze conglomerate.
"You're welcome Naruto" He said as two maids came with one saying childishly "Master, here's your sodaaa!" Wayne's eyes quickly widened to the size of dinner plates, almost threatening to pop out of their sockets as he recognized the two. They looked eerily like Quinn and Ivy dressed much like French maids in extremely skimpy and revealing uniforms. But no… that couldn't be possible. Why would two criminals submit themselves to a boy like this. It couldn't be them.
"Meet my families newest maids, Pamela Ivery and Francesca Quinn. And thanks for the soda girls. Say, Pamela, did you find an empty room for us to… explore?" the whiskered boy asked with a chuckle.
"Of course young master, right this way" The redheaded maid led her master and his fellow blonde away. Bruce could have sworn he saw a…..something bulging out the back of Quinn's and Ivery's skirts. Rubbing his eyes, he then motioned for Alfred to bring him a very stiff drink. He wanted to forget what he just saw.
Meanwhile… in another room, two maids were eagerly pleasing their master. The sounds scaring off a number of partygoers. As the two were sucking him off, he was plunging the vibrating dildos in and out of their pussys. Life for him was perfect for now. He thought as the two former criminals exploded all over his hands. Yes Life was very good indeed.
End?
Alt. Ending:
After a long night of sex. Naruto was out in the garden, tending to the flowers he had worked long and hard to cultivate and nurture. Gardening was a hobby of his that he picked up to try and occupy himself, giving him something productive to do besides mindless sex.
A large shadow was cast over him making him turn around slightly and find himself staring at the form of the legendary Batman. "Ummm. Hi there. Thought you were more of a nocturnal type person." the whiskered boy muttered as he blinked a few times.
"Crime never sleeps. I am searching for escaped criminals called Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Just outside your property, I found an abandoned car. On closer inspection, I found a man tied up in the trunk. A kidnapped drug dealer who claims that Harley Quinn had knocked him out, took his keys and shoved him inside his own trunk. You haven't seen anything suspicious have you?" the caped vigilante asked in a gruff tone of voice.
"Nope. Nothing. You sure he didn't get high on his own supply?" The boy asked with a chuckle. He could easily see the disappointment on the Dark Knight's face as he turned and marched off to head back into Gotham. Once the blonde was certain the Batman was gone, he went back inside the condo and set himself on the couch between two female figures.
"Hey baby. You didn't tell the Batman we were here, did you?" Asked Ivy in a sultry tone as she slipped a hand towards his crotch and pulled down his pants.
"No. I didn't." He replied as the toxic redhead kissed him deeply, his mind lost in a haze as she filled him with some powerful aphrodisiacs.
"Mmm. You're such a good and obedient little boy. Taking care of two beautiful ladies with your negligent daddy's money. You earned a good milking." Harley responded as she placed a foot on one side of his cock with Ivy placing her own foot on the other side as they began stroking his dick with their soft feet.
Between their constant double teaming the boy, and Ivy's drugs, it was an easy matter of enslaving such a young boy. Now they had a means of a steady lifestyle and the perfect outlet for their sexual needs. Naruto was young, well hung, and he could provide them with anything and everything they could ever want. Life was now perfect for them.
With a groan, the boy's cock exploded like a geyser, covering their feet in his hot jizz. Thick ropes of cum linked between their toes. And this was only the start of another long sex-filled day. And they wouldn't stop until every last drop of boy jizz had been milked.
Alt. End.