Sans: "Hey Chara lemme smash plz." Chara: "Oh, okay."
10 HOURS OF MEGA SEXING
Sans: "dang that was some pretty good badoink there chara." Chara: "Uh oh looks like i am now the pregsnanted!1!" Said chara, now 9 months preggo my eggo. Sans: "Time to make like a minority, and alimony!" Sans said while dabbing away violently.
98 months of aggressive dabbing a deviant masturbating later...
Sans: Phew, that was crazy! I hope that there is no one behind m-" Suddenly Steve from Minecraft zoomed in on a flying Roomba whilst playing Through the fire and the flames on his demon otamatone. Steve: Foul Skeleton deviant, i am your long lost child. My mother was turned into a roomba after my birth due to sadness caused by your abandonment, prepare your booty for the trashings." Sans: Bring it on you block monster!" Then, at the drop of a bass, it seemed everyone was about to have a bad time. *Megalovania Dubstep Remix Pays in the Background* Steve: "with the power of my full diamond armour and Sharpness IV sword, you stand no chance!" Sans: " hahaha, fool, you have no idea my power!1!" After sans said that, he spawned in a full set of skeleton armour *The same toughness as diamond, if you didnt knoe then read a book* and thus began the epic battle.
*MANY HOURS OF BONING LATER*
Steve: "huff Puff, you are strong father, i respect you now.." Sans: "The only reason i left chara was because i wanted a big tiddyed goth gf insted, and i think i just found her" and with a bit of fooling around on mojang, he changed steve's skin to that of his ideal MC gf, and they lived happly ever after.
THE END...? (Distant Roomba noises)