The Retirement!!
By Super NoV!
E-mail: IlovemenoV@aol.com
Series: Slayers
Rating: G
Summary: While the Slayers are at Disney World, L-sama decides she's ready to retire and give her job to her favey red-head. But, will the others by so willing to give Lina up?
**
In an extremely comical display, a glowy blond-haired woman walks into her living room. The room is full of trash. She turns on the TV. She flicks from channel to channel and finally finds a good talk show on.
Then, her cell phone rings. "WHADDAYAWANT??" she demands of the other end of the line.
"Um..err, Miss L-sama?" a squeamish voice wonders, meekly.
"WHAT?? YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!" L-sama shrieked back at him.
"Well, um..we need you to do something for us, please??"
"What?"
"Our..um..toilet is backed up and we can't fix it?"
L-sama slammed the phone on the table. "Incompetence!"
**
"Here we are! The place of fun and excitement! Mystery and intrigue! Food and games! Rides that make you spew your guts all over the freshly cut grass and decoratively-placed floral arrangements! Disney World! The most magical place on earth!" Gourry squeaked, his face just millimeters from Xelloss', as the mazoku continuously slid back from the insanely-happy blond.
"Is that so?" he asked, still sliding away. "Well, that's wonderful."
"Isn't it??"
"I'm just going to sit here. HERE. Here on this bench," Zelgadis stressed. "I'll be here when all of you are finished destroying brain cells doing whatnot out there. Here. There. So, leave me alone and go there while I stay here."
"Silly Mr. Zelgadis!" Amelia chirped, taking his arm and dragging him off of the bench. "Out there? It's fun! Here is boring and silly."
"I like boring..maybe not silly," he retorted.
"Come on! We hafta ride the happy song ride until our brains slide out of our ears!" the oujo exclaimed.
"NOOOOOOOOO-"
"Well, come on, Gourry," Lina said. "We're gonna go pig out!"
"But I wanna go with Xelloss and ride the Alien!" Gourry whined, clinging to the priest's arm.
Lina huffed. "Well, fine! I'll just go to the food court myself and I'll eat EVERYTHING and there'll be nothing left for you!!"
"Oh-kay!" the blond exclaimed, waving. "See ya later!"
**
"Come on, Mr. Zelgadis! This is gonna be so much fun!" Amelia cried, tugging him into a small, dolphin-shaped boat with her.
"Amelia," he wailed, softly, "I feel like everyone is staring at me and making crude comments.."
"What makes you think that?"
"Hey! Look at the grown man with blue hair riding the happy song ride!"
"That."
"Oh.."
**
Lina stuffed food into her mouth, viciously. "Stupid Gourry..ditching me..I'm gonna eat until I feel better..waiter, more food, pronto!!"
**
"Here we are, waiting in line to wait in line to get tickets to wait in line for the greatest ride EVER!!" Gourry announced to Xelloss, who sweatdropped at the sight of this line.
"Gourry," he began, "I hate to tell you this, but we probably aren't going to be able to ride the Alien today."
"Oh, sure we are!" Gourry said, happily, whacking his 'buddy' on the back. "Even if we have to wait here all night, camped out in sleeping bags, we're gonna ride the Alien!!!"
"That's what I was afraid of," Xelloss commented, sweatdropping again.
**
Nova-chan: And, that's a wrap!
Xelloss: WHAT??
Nova-chan: For the firstie chappie!
Zelgadis: Great. We're now doing 'chappies.'
Lina: Poor me, all alone and sad..but, with food.
Nova-chan: I had to do it, not only to feed my XelxGoo obsession-
Xelloss: (cringe)
Nova-chan: --but to make way for L-sama to kidnap you!
Lina: ..you never told me about this!!
Nova-chan: It has to happen so she can have you alone, to-
Xelloss: Kids, cover your ears-err, eyes.
Nova-chan: No, no, you silly thing! It's not a wicky ficcie!
Gourry: What's a wicky ficcie?
Nova-chan: A yuri.
Gourry: What's a yuri?
Nova-chan: A femxfem.
Gourry: Like the kingdom of Femille?
Nova-chan: Sort of..btw, if it was supposed to be an all-female city, how did they have children? Did they KNOW that some people were male?
Xelloss: I don't think you wanna know.
Zelgadis: (shudder) Miwan..
Nova-chan: Anyway, I'll continue this story if I get..umm..100 reviews! Muahaha!!
Xelloss: Are you kidding? You'll never get it finished! (which isn't a bad thing, btw.)
Nova-chan: No, just joshing. I only need 50 reviews!
Xelloss: Nova-chan.
Nova-chan: Oh-kay, but at least five!! Or no more story!
By Super NoV!
E-mail: IlovemenoV@aol.com
Series: Slayers
Rating: G
Summary: While the Slayers are at Disney World, L-sama decides she's ready to retire and give her job to her favey red-head. But, will the others by so willing to give Lina up?
**
In an extremely comical display, a glowy blond-haired woman walks into her living room. The room is full of trash. She turns on the TV. She flicks from channel to channel and finally finds a good talk show on.
Then, her cell phone rings. "WHADDAYAWANT??" she demands of the other end of the line.
"Um..err, Miss L-sama?" a squeamish voice wonders, meekly.
"WHAT?? YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!" L-sama shrieked back at him.
"Well, um..we need you to do something for us, please??"
"What?"
"Our..um..toilet is backed up and we can't fix it?"
L-sama slammed the phone on the table. "Incompetence!"
**
"Here we are! The place of fun and excitement! Mystery and intrigue! Food and games! Rides that make you spew your guts all over the freshly cut grass and decoratively-placed floral arrangements! Disney World! The most magical place on earth!" Gourry squeaked, his face just millimeters from Xelloss', as the mazoku continuously slid back from the insanely-happy blond.
"Is that so?" he asked, still sliding away. "Well, that's wonderful."
"Isn't it??"
"I'm just going to sit here. HERE. Here on this bench," Zelgadis stressed. "I'll be here when all of you are finished destroying brain cells doing whatnot out there. Here. There. So, leave me alone and go there while I stay here."
"Silly Mr. Zelgadis!" Amelia chirped, taking his arm and dragging him off of the bench. "Out there? It's fun! Here is boring and silly."
"I like boring..maybe not silly," he retorted.
"Come on! We hafta ride the happy song ride until our brains slide out of our ears!" the oujo exclaimed.
"NOOOOOOOOO-"
"Well, come on, Gourry," Lina said. "We're gonna go pig out!"
"But I wanna go with Xelloss and ride the Alien!" Gourry whined, clinging to the priest's arm.
Lina huffed. "Well, fine! I'll just go to the food court myself and I'll eat EVERYTHING and there'll be nothing left for you!!"
"Oh-kay!" the blond exclaimed, waving. "See ya later!"
**
"Come on, Mr. Zelgadis! This is gonna be so much fun!" Amelia cried, tugging him into a small, dolphin-shaped boat with her.
"Amelia," he wailed, softly, "I feel like everyone is staring at me and making crude comments.."
"What makes you think that?"
"Hey! Look at the grown man with blue hair riding the happy song ride!"
"That."
"Oh.."
**
Lina stuffed food into her mouth, viciously. "Stupid Gourry..ditching me..I'm gonna eat until I feel better..waiter, more food, pronto!!"
**
"Here we are, waiting in line to wait in line to get tickets to wait in line for the greatest ride EVER!!" Gourry announced to Xelloss, who sweatdropped at the sight of this line.
"Gourry," he began, "I hate to tell you this, but we probably aren't going to be able to ride the Alien today."
"Oh, sure we are!" Gourry said, happily, whacking his 'buddy' on the back. "Even if we have to wait here all night, camped out in sleeping bags, we're gonna ride the Alien!!!"
"That's what I was afraid of," Xelloss commented, sweatdropping again.
**
Nova-chan: And, that's a wrap!
Xelloss: WHAT??
Nova-chan: For the firstie chappie!
Zelgadis: Great. We're now doing 'chappies.'
Lina: Poor me, all alone and sad..but, with food.
Nova-chan: I had to do it, not only to feed my XelxGoo obsession-
Xelloss: (cringe)
Nova-chan: --but to make way for L-sama to kidnap you!
Lina: ..you never told me about this!!
Nova-chan: It has to happen so she can have you alone, to-
Xelloss: Kids, cover your ears-err, eyes.
Nova-chan: No, no, you silly thing! It's not a wicky ficcie!
Gourry: What's a wicky ficcie?
Nova-chan: A yuri.
Gourry: What's a yuri?
Nova-chan: A femxfem.
Gourry: Like the kingdom of Femille?
Nova-chan: Sort of..btw, if it was supposed to be an all-female city, how did they have children? Did they KNOW that some people were male?
Xelloss: I don't think you wanna know.
Zelgadis: (shudder) Miwan..
Nova-chan: Anyway, I'll continue this story if I get..umm..100 reviews! Muahaha!!
Xelloss: Are you kidding? You'll never get it finished! (which isn't a bad thing, btw.)
Nova-chan: No, just joshing. I only need 50 reviews!
Xelloss: Nova-chan.
Nova-chan: Oh-kay, but at least five!! Or no more story!