The Gotham City Porn Star
Batman stared Robin right in the eyes, and spoke evenly. "Thia is my city and I'm the one who decides what we're doing tonight."
"Okay okay," Robin shrugged " I just thought that we could save the dolphins, I mean their so cute!."
Batman gave the boy wonder a hard stare.
"They call him Flipper, Flipper ...."
"No"
Robin turned and glared at his mentor quivering with anger and jealousy. " But that's not fair" he whined.
Batman smirked.
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Later at the porn club.....
Batman smiled, flexing his muscles for the pretty girls that surrounded him.
"This is cruel" Robin sulked.
"I'm afraid it's the nature of things Robin, old chum. I get the girls and you get...well see for yourself" he said pointing a finger.
Robin turned around and saw a really pissed off turkey leg bouncing towards him.
Batman, returned to his making out with the girls while Robin, being beaten to death by possessed poultry screamed in agony.
"Having fun Robin?"
"I hate you, I hate you ....arrghh...I hate you Batman!" Robin tried to stop shaking but the rabid mice in his briefs were distressing him greatly.
"Batman, please save me and let me be in the movie!!"
"Alright Robin" the caped crusader smiled "But only if you do exactly as I say"
"I'll do anything" Robin smiled gratefully.
"Okay...I want you to wash my feet with apricot juice.
"WHAT!!!"
The End...