Attack of the killer green Tomatoes

by Stupendo

X is doing some very strange cooking -- An improv story written by 2 people. Neither knows what the other has written and merely adds on, to create a strange tale at best, WARNING THIS WILL MAKE ABSOULUTLY NO SENSE !!!!!

Attack of the Killer Green Tomatoes

One really crappy, and rainy day. X was in his home making his famous spaghetti sauce, when he heard a noise coming from the fridge.

He opened the door and saw a huge glowing basket ball.

"Okay, now that's weird" Zero murmured from his secret lair under X's couch.

"Arrghh get out of there you dumb shit!!! Your ruining my recipe. " X flung the offending basket ball out the window. "There that's better....now I need a ½ cup of diced tomatoes. X grabbed a knife and plunged it into his foot. X stared at the wound for a few moments.

"Ow..................................that hurt!!"

Zero entered the kitchen, sighed and pulled the knife out. "You idiot, you were supposed to add celery and chives. But Nooooooo. Instead you somehow manage to raise me from the dead and then go and stick a bloody knife in your own damn foot!!"

"Um...Actually it wasn't bloody till after I stuck it in my foot" X grinned.

Zero narrowed his eyes.

"Ok maybe that wasn't a good idea"

Zero glared harder

"Ok...I'm stupid" X admitted.

El fin...