The Blue Narrow Boaters meet the Cuno Girl

Arty the Cuno Girl from Night of the Cuno Girl was standing on shore of Ted's privet Orange Island waving to the S.S Oilmore as it headed off out of sight back to the outside world of the humans. Ted said to Mr. Narrow who was one of Blue Narrow Boaters that was taking him to Arty Mom's home to tell her about Arty and what had happened to her and how she became the Cuno Girl, "How do you think this mission will go?" The response was not from any of the humans in the team but from one of the Narrow Boats intelligent computers and the boat said to him, "It's not going to go very well. You will be lucky to still be standing when she finds out that you somehow turned her lovely straight A daughter into a monsters 120 foot tall Cuno Girl. But we do wish you the best of luck." One of the human Narrow Boaters said to the boats intelligent computer and said, "Now didn't we teach you some manors not to say things like that about how people are going to react." Ted said, "At least it's honest."About a week later after talking with and having several fights with off all things a canal boat with a piece of silicon for a brain. Ted finally got to Arty's home town and now we open this sign with Ted sitting on the back by the rudder of the Blue Narrow Boat going down the Huddersfield Canal towards the hide out of the Narrow Boaters which was located in a secret abandoned canal tunnel that led out into the main went inside of the hidden tunnel and closed the two foot thick 1940's blast door behind them and pulled up to a underground dock and got off the boats. Ted and the six narrow boaters walked into a hidden control room that was about 200 feet below the small mountain. They all sat down and turned on their master computer minters which were hooked up to every TV camera along the canal network for miles around. They used them to check them for canal accidents or crimes anywhere from being throwing shopping trolleys in to the canal to tracking serial killers. Ted said, "You guys have a really cool set up down here compared to what we 66 Masers have." One of them said, "Well we have been a big help as a secret society once they started opening up all the canals around here. We've been around sense 1810 as a matter of fact guarding the canal system from people who would want to destroy it."The Narrow Boater turned around and saw a flashing red light on the minter. He said, "No it can't be him he came back here!" Ted said, "Who?" He said, "Mr. Smile his back in town again I thought our county killed him with a secret mission of some sort?" The strange man on the TV screen had blood stained on him and he quickly ran out from the back of the row houses towards the Huddersfeild Canal in a very odd way. They then said, "He must have killed someone most likely being that he is in such a hurry.

The sun was starting to break from some clouds and on the screen he looked up at it and grunted then he ran and jumped off a 20 foot high drop on to the tow path of the canal and dove into the water. He didn't stick his head above water but went completely under it and swim away like a fish almost. Ted said, "Who is that guy humans can't breathe underwater unless they have gills. Narrow said, "Worse he has modified lungs that work almost like gills only more powerful. He can come out on land for as long as he wants as long as it doesn't get to hot or dry for him. He's been moving around by the canal system lately and we thought that that the 007's would be able to stop him but being that he is a serial killer they are like toys to him. He's already killed off four them over the last few weeks. Most of them he's drowned but he does like using knives too." Narrow said, "Well about ten years ago he used to work with Dr. Gort but the two of them broke up their work team up being that Mr. Smile wanted to use DNA to change the human race into something more powerful that could live anywhere mainly at the bottom of the sea. Dr. Gort on the other hand wanted to use his tech powers to help people fight sickness and help mankind. He then treated himself in Dr. Gort's teleport that Arty fell into to make himself into what he is now. But apparently he might know someone or something in a very powerful place who wants to help him. All we do know is he has plans of trying to drowning the dry land under a vast sea of water from somewhere and I don't think it's from that Pokémon world thing I've been to on Holiday before."Ted said, "Well somehow I don't think Team Rocket or whoever else who lives in the Pokémon world would have wanted to make someone like Mr. Smile into the weirdo that he is today." Narrow said, "Well we do know one thing about him he apparently knows someone who dose like him and they do have a big plan that has him working for them. Ted said, "Well maybe he could be working for a group of giant space fish or something like that." Narrow said, "That is the dumbest idea that we have ever heard. Do you even think crap like that would even be real?" Ted said, "Well I do have a giant Cuno Girl who is my girlfriend and not to mention a mad man known as Dr. Gort who turned her into a Cuno Girl." Everyone in the room looked at him and said, "True that makes sense but I think Mr. Smile is working on his own as of now though."

Meanwhile at the bottom of the Themes River outside of the London Tidal Barrier used to keep floods out of downtown London. Mr. Smile was in a massive 800 foot strange looking attack sub off the coast in over 900 feet of water. He watching his screen monsters and was thinking of how he was going to destroy the Dry Landers as he called them.
Suddenly on his long distanced compactor a dead cold voice said, "I see that us using our technology to wake up the giant ground monster is a waste of time. Along Their best warrior couldn't destroy this Dry lands City called Richmond. The Council is displeased with this how did they lose? You said that they lost to another new monster that we didn't know about something called a Cuno Girl?" Mr. Smile said, "Yes Great Council of Europa they lost because the s had a new monster called the Cuno Girl. The Cuno Girl is a new female monster that is 52% of the Pokémon Articuno and 48% human girl. She was originally called Arty but somehow she had a lab accident with my old rival Dr. Gort's teleport turning her into this Cuno Girl. But another odd side effect was that thanks to Dr. Gort experimental growth stimulator she quickly grew to over a 120 feet tall in a single night." The Voice said, "What does this mean for us?"Mr. Smile said, "Well that means were dealing with a freak human here which means we will not be able to gain her under our control." The Voice said, "What kind of damage did she do to the Dry Landers when she became the Cuno Girl?" He said, "Well she didn't do much in terms of trying to kill people. She mainly ripped apart places such as the local Donut shop and a several other large places that hold large volumes of food. But even now she still has to eat a lot mainly about as much as a normal human or Articuno but at about 50 times that being that she's so large." The Voice said, "Could we get her hunger to rip up the place and eat humans maybe?" Mr. Smile said, "I somehow don't think that idea will work she still has to much of her human side left and Articuno in the wild are basically giant fruit eaters that are not aggressive towards people most of time. How Ted keeps her from tying to eat people is he simply feeds her vast amounts of normal human and Articuno foods by the dump truck loads a day. She also eats giant squid and other things such as that all the time. But I do have an idea though to get her to turn violent. The Voice said, "How do you think you will get that to happen?" Mr. Smile said, "Well it turns out that Arty has a normal human sister called Nina and it turns out that she in love with Ted. The human male that Arty the Cuno Girl carried around with her during her night as a Cuno Girl." The Voice said, "What do you have planned my friend?"

Mr. Smile said, "I'm going to turn Nina into another anthro Pokémon hybrid and she and Arty will fight over Ted hope destroying the place in the giant poke cat fight. I'm thinking about possibly making her into a Ninetails a fire fox Pokémon considering that Arty is a Articuno and Articuno are a ice bird Pokémon so that will work out very well for us and our plans."The Voice said, "That sounds good maybe while those two are destroying the place we can move in with our pet bluely and are monster Shadow Lugia and do some major damage to the Dry Landers and then drown them out below the waves. Mr. Smile said, "Well this is going to be one happy couple that I'm going to enjoy ripping apart well like the other 32 so called happy couples I broke up myself only this time without a knife. He then turned on a TV minter that was tapped into every street camera in Europe. Now he was watching Ted get out of a small British mail post office truck Mr. Narrow had used to drop him off to go visit Arty's Family's small flat that they lived in Montgomery England.

Ted got out and Arty's Sister Nina saw him and stepped out the door of the apartment building and out into the small yard in front of it. Ted and Narrow stepped out of the post office truck and Mr. Narrow said, "Well here it is I guess I could stay around a little longer I don't really have much planned this afternoon. Nina's pet Ninetails ran out the door up to him and started sniffing and rubbing around him like most creatures in the Pokémon dog family would do. Ever sense that weird passageway opened into Pokémon by that failed government project 40 years ago. People around the world were starting to keep Pokémon as pets while it was very fashionable for people in the Pokémon world to keep earth animals such as cows and other critters for pets. Ted bent down on the ground and the nine tails handed him a chew toy in her mouth and he threw it and she brought it back. He then started to pull on the crew toy in his mouth with the Ninetails trying to pull it out like another Ninetails would do. Narrow said, "Good heavens man do have you have any idea were that thing has been? You're pulling on a chew toy that's been a Ninetails mouth!" He then threw it back at the Ninetails and she wanted him to do the game again. When she brought it back to him he started petting her on the head and noise again and it loved it when he did this with . Smile said, "This moron will be getting easy to work into my plan now to get started on my revenge ageist the Narrow Boaters!" He went over to a teleport like the one Arty had fallen into when she became a Cuno Girl and walked over to it and said now to link my pet project into one of the last telegraph open wire lines along this old steam railroad in far Northern England. This is going to be get hard being that the machine is over 4000 pounds but the good news is I saved five million five million pounds in building it by stealing it from Dr. Gort Quickly he loaded it into the back of a custom built truck that could both act as an underwater sub and a normal truck. It was about 20 feet long and wide as a standard truck and on the outside it looked like one too. Now he was at cursing speed cursing at about ten feet depth below the river. The Smile Mobile as he called it was propelled by two powerful water intake jets that were hidden under it. Soon the River got to shallow and he drove out of a boat launch and began cursing City streets. He hated stop lights and around about very much. Mr. .Smile said, "Now to lure Nina up to the old railroad telegraph line! I think I might know how too thanks to Ted.