I don't own anything.
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The voot cruiser is acting up again. Stupid machine. Itt won't quit laughing. Stupid robot. That defective sir unit is good for nothing. Ooh! I see the Unknown planet, straight ahead! "ITT! Observe the unknown race that inhabits this planet so we blend with the life. I will search for a spot to create a home!"
Itt's looking out the window and... HOLY TALLEST WERE CRASH LANDING! "ITT! PREPARE CRASH LANDING SEQUINCE!" Itt did as she was told, for once. We finally landed! Itt started screaming" HOORAY! WERE HERE! GIMMIE A TV THINGY!" then she fell asleep. Of course. We landed next to a green and purple home with strange animal looking things in the front and a sign that said "I LOVE EARTH" on it. I guess this place is called earth. What a dumb name. I plugged the information gathering chord into Itt's artificial intelligence core and tried to understand "earth."
Apparently the earth inhabitants are called humans. Again, a dumb name. I opened up the disguise making pod and chose my disguise. I found one with yellow hair and blur eyes. Eh, what the heck. I chose it. For Itt, I chose a cat. She was black with green eyes. I dragged Itt into the pod and she transformed into a poorly sewn cat with huge green eyes that looked like ping pong balls. Sometimes, I just cant understand irken equipment. My costume did not disguise my skin, It only gave my a wig and lenses. My green skin would seem abnormal to the humans, but I would just say it was a skin illness. Next was my house. I decided to make it match the one next to it, only purple. It was built quickly and efficiently. Excellent. Just at that moment, someone walked out of the house mine matched, It was a male with black hair lavender eyes and…green skin…queer. He walked over to me and said" are you new, filthy human girl?"
I answered with "of course I am, Foolish earth scum. I am Nat." He sneered at me showing his teeth, witch were oddly shaped as mine were and said "I am Zim. Now I must assume normal behavior for night!" I turned sheet white. Holy tallest, It's Zim! I can't believe it! He walked to his home and gave me one last look, then looked strangely as if he recognized me. No, he can't. It's been forever! Oh well…