Summary: Ed goes on a mission and when he comes back there are two of him. Roy has to figure out which is real and which is fake or if they are both part of the same whole. Can he succeed before he and everyone else lose their minds? Will there ever be just one Ed again? And what does the Gate have to do with all of this? Main pairing: RoyEd. Side pairings: JeanRiza GraciaMaes AlWin Greed/LingXLanFan oh! and yes this IS a yaoi story. this is based off my headcannon. mostly rooted in the 2003version except for Ling and LanFan. and though i usually try to keep things in character...Envy is a good guy who accepted that he is Edward and Alphonse's half brother and Hohenheim's 'son' Greed didnt die cuz its not based off brotherhood except that he an ling an lanfan are in it. and Maes didnt die cuz i love him too much for him to die! He was in a coma for like 6months an then woke up day after the Shamballa thing. more explanations later. This story shall be rated M for POSSIBLE lemon in later chapters and if for no other reason then language.
WARNING! THERE IS YAOI IN THIS STORY. DONT LIKE? GO AWAY! IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT LIKE YAOI AND STILL READ THE STORY DONT FLAME ME OR I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAP YOU WITH A TROUT! that is all.
Yoku's Corner with guests from this fic :)
Yoku: WELCOME TO WHO'S WHO!
Roy: You are way too excited.
Yoku: Shut up. If you're not nice then I won't even ATTEMPT to put a lemon in this story even if i DO stop blushing attempthing it.
Roy: ...that's just cruel.
Ed: Just dont piss off the author Colonel Bastard. -_-
Al: Brother don't you think you should start respecting Col...I mean GENERAL Mustang? Since he is 2nd in command of the whole military i mean? (Thats another part of Yoku-samas headcannon)
Ed: OH PLEASE AL! If I start respecting him now he will have a heart attack xD Maes: You should at least call him by the proper rank...
Ed: Yea probably but "General Bastard" doesnt have the same ring to it as "Colonel Bastard"
Roy: You should all stop talking about me like im not even here...
Yoku: Its time for the disclaimer and to move onto the story. any volunteers to do the disclaimer?
Jean: I'll do it. ahem *clears throat* YOKU-SAMA DOES NOT OWN FMA OR US. SHE OWNS NOTHING MORE THEN THE IDEA AND THE CHANGES SHE MADE FOR HER HEADCANNON!
Yoku: *sniffling* gee thanks for makin me feel worthless...
Jean: uhhhh...
Riza: Its ok Yoku Jean just doesnt think sometimes. *aims at Jean* Apologize dear ^_^ Jean: IM SORRY! *terrified*
Yoku: its ok. on with the story! we start a couple of months after shamballa ended and this will most likely be a multi-chapter fic.
PROLOUGE
"Geez where the hell is he and what the FUCK is taking him so long?!" General Roy Mustang asked to no one in particular. It had been over a month since he had last seen the aforementioned 'he'.
"Relax Sir. I'm sure Edward is ok. He never checked in before and always took longer then necessary or appropriate for his assignments." His right hand man..er woman, Brigadier General, Riza Hawkeye stated.
"Yea General. It's not like this is any different from before. The boss has always been like this." said the recently promoted Colonel Jean Havoc.
"I know. I know. I just hoped that now that he has his brothers body back and they are BOTH back to stay that things would be different. I had hoped he would be just slightly more concerned with the fact that I actually DO care about him and be more considerate to that fact now that he and I are together." Roy replied icily.
"General...It's Ed you're talking about. I don't care if you guys are dating or if you're still at eachothers throats. Did you HONESTLY believe, even for a second, that Brother would suddenly become more considerate and do what he could to make you worry as little as possible while he's in the field for ANY reason?" Alphonse asked, appearing from nowhere.
"Sup Al?" Lt. Colonel Heymans Breda asked.
"Nothing much. Just came to make sure the general wasn't losing his mind. I doubt Ed wants to come back and be told he has to visit his boyfriend in the mental ward of the hospital." Al said, laughing slightly.
Captain Kain Fuery barely covered his laugh with a cough while Lt. Vato Falman nearly choked on his drink trying to surpress his laughter. (QQ falman has a sense of humor that is still being developed! why? cuz i said so cuz its my headcannon!)
"ROY!" yelled a mystery voice.
"Maes I swear, best friend or not this better be fucking important or so help me Gate I will burn you to a pile of ashes and then burn the ashes into dust!" Roy snarled.
"Depends. I just went over the reports from my men that were on patrol and one of them reported seeing Edward here in Central and that he looked to be in good shape considering he and his traveling companion ran whenever they saw anyone from the military. He also stated that both Ed and this mystery person were wearing black cloaks and doing what they could to avoid being seen and they SEEMED to be heading here to Central Command." Maes explained calmly not even fazed by his long time friends threat.
"I want all of you and anyone else available searching the city for him NOW! And Major Armstrong is to help weather he is available or not anything else he has can wait until later. I want Fullmetal found and brought into my office ALIVE and in ONE piece!" Roy said as calm as he could. "YES SIR!" everyone, even Al, shouted as they saluted the general and left to fulfill the orders that had been given to them.
Roy donned his long black trench coat and headed outside to start scouring the city for his missing boyfriend.
T. B. C.
Yoku's Corner
Yoku: Sorry its so short but it IS just a prolouge. I'll add more when i have it written. sorry for any mistakes its un betad and i dont have microsoft so i use notepad on my laptop.
Ed: Review to see what happens.
Roy: mini spoiler; the next chapter is a flashback to explain how Ed and Al got back from Munich.
Jean: If you wanna know then R&R so Yoku-sama is inspired to write more.
Yoku: as long as people are reading this story and i have some evidence to that fact (i.e. ppl favoriting it, reviewing it, following it etc) i will TRY to update once every seven days. every fourteen days at the most. I make NO promises on the updates because i just started 11th grade and im not sure when the classes will start getting actually DIFFICULT all i know for sure is that my algebra class (which happens to be the one i struggle with the most cuz im worse at math than any other school subject) gives the most homework and in the easiest stuff we are doing this year it took me four hours to do two thirds of an assignment of only 25 problems. so yea...updates depend on my motivation to write which increases when people read (and somehow PROVE they read) my stories. the ways to prove it are listend above. and also depends on homework and extracurriculars.
Maes: In other words if you want her to write more then review!
Riza: *aims gun at readers* review or else.