A/N: Another short drabble, I enjoyed writing this one because the characters are drunk! What could be better than that? Anyways, review!!!!
Disclaimer: on't remind me. I know I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
RIZA POV
"So we're going to celebrate!!" Roy said, as all the guys started cheering over the fact that they were going to a bar. Ugh, I so did not drink but all the others did so it was probably best for me to not say something. They all started to gather up their stuff, paperwork of course being left behind, I sighed. Now to top off my work and most of the Colonel's work, I had to do theirs too. Assholes.
They started piling out the door when Roy turned around and came over to my desk.
"Why Lieutenant, aren't you coming?" he asked, taking the sheet of paper out of my hands.
"You know I don't drink sir, and because you guys are leaving without doing your work I will have to do it. So no, I will not get myself wasted like an idiot, sorry."I said angrily, snatching my paper back. He looked at me strangely, muttering under his breath, and left. I sighed; I'd better get to work.
ROY POV
"So then she came up to me later and then gave me her number and I'm like, 'What the hell?!' and just gave to some homeless dude across the street!" I said, chugging the rest of my drink. Breda and Havoc started laughing so hard that tears fell across their face; Falman started snorting into his drink while Fuery hiccupped and blushed bright red.
"W-Well chief, I'd bette' get goin'" Falman stuttered, slurring his words and stumbling awkwardly towards the door with Fuery following. Havoc and Breda started laughing about something and Breda, fell off his chair which made Havoc laugh even harder.
"He-here Breda, let me h-help you." Havoc said, reaching a hand to pull the fatso up. He just slipped an fell headfirst into a table and started laughing again. I nearly fell of my chair laughing,
"Y-You sure h-helped him!" I hiccupped, stumbling upwards.
"Hey you drunks! Get outta here before you break something else!" the angry bartender said. Havoc and Breda barely made it out the door before laughing again, but soon parted ways when Breda faltered towards the bushes and Havoc left.
I started shaking with laughter and followed them outside, when a voice startled me,
"Sir?"Riza's voice inquired.
RIZA POV
Oh geez, he was drunk. Roaring drunk. He stumbled towards me, but missed and nearly fell flat on his face. I sighed, what an idiot.
"Sir, here. Let me help you."I said, righting him.
"W-Wait! Riri!" he slurred, using my childhood nickname. "Ririr, I-I gotta tell y-you somet-thing!" he said, looking around for people to hear us. I was amused to say the least, he leaned in to whisper his 'secret' and then giggled like a school girl.
"Riri, I know y-you l-like him and a-all, but I-I'm pretty s-sure Ar-rmstrongs g-gay."
What the hell? I got a hold of him and got him in my car, and immediately he started sniffing the upholstery. "Umm, sir. I'm pretty sure my car doesn't smell-"
"I mean how else do you explain the sparkles?" he said suddenly and I tried my best not to laugh.
"AGGGHHHH!!! WATCH OUT!!!! IS THAT A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as we pulled into the driveway of his very, urban apartment. And all this for celebrating Havoc's new girlfriend who was likely to dump him tomorrow morning. What a night.