S "Mooooony will you please help me with my potion homework?"

R "No"

S "Unfair! Why not?"

R "Because you don't learn anything if I make it for you"

S "I asked you to help me, not to do it for me!"

R "I know, but in your case, it's the same"

S "Ouw.. you're so mean"

R "Again, I know. Now stop bothering me and do your homework"

S "You sound like my mother.. At least when she's not a psychopathic maniac, that's it!"

R "Well, I'm not"

S "A mother would never say anything in such a cruel and cold way!"

R "Then you should be happy I'm not you're mother"

S "Yes I'm happy! And if you where my ma, dad would be divorced from you before you could spell the word firewiskey! 'cause you can't.."

R "Shut up Sirius. If god hated me that much to make me your mother, I would.. I would.. Give you to someone else"

S "Dad, mom is being mean to me!"

J "Sirius what's the matter? Remus what is you're hand doing in Sirius' face? Yo, stop hitting him!"

S "AUCH!"

R "Out of my way Prongs, I'm trying to teach this guy a lesson he'll never forget"

S "Does that mean you'll help me with homework?"

R "Nope!"

J "sigh.. there's to much violence in our life boys.."

S "Moony just a little bit! James say something to him!"

J "Ehrm.. Daddy will go for a walk.. Don't expect me back anytime soon"

S "Jamie your coward!"

J "Can be, but I prefer being a coward rather than a dead man, because you won't let Remus in peace. Everybody knows that you can't talk to Remy when he's reading! It's an unspoken rule!"

S "Year okay, but Moony would never kill me.. Maybe injure me.. badly.. But never hurt me so bad I died from it!"

J "Are you sure? With that look in his face.. Okay I think I'll just get going.. have to… Quidditch practice! Oh year, there it is.. So.."

S "No Prongs, don't leave me!"

J "Just stop being an idiot, then maybe he'll only kill you once and less painful. See you later"

S "Nooooh! Auuwh Remy stop kicking me!"

R "Maybe I will. Let's make a deal. You quit annoying me, and I wont hex you"

S "Okay"

R "……."

S "……….."

R "……………."

S "………………….."

R "Bloody hell, what are you up to Sirius? When you're being so quiet, you're making me nervous!"

S "Oh if you want me to, I'll start yelling! Or singing! OOOOOOOOH IT'S WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

R "I'm trying to think of a way so people will think that you committed suicide. Maybe push you out of the window"

S "Will you help me with my homework?"

R "Okay if you LEAVE ME ALONE after that!"

S "Yup, sounds fair. Why didn't you just say yes from the start, that would have been sooooooo much easier! Remus. Remus why are you looking at me like that.. oh oh.."

R "I'll kill you"

S "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"