Disclaimer:
I own: this fic. I do not own: Naruto.

AN: This is an idea I suddenly had. I hope it turns out well (:

Sumary:
"Dear weird book, Hi! Sorry about the name, can't think of a good one for you yet." The Sandaime gives a young Naruto a diary. Wonder what he's going to do with it? Life has just gotten a lot more interesting. Pairings, if any, are yet undecided.

Basically, this is a story made up of diary entries. It tells the story of Naruto's life from his very own point of view. I hope he's not very OOC, but Naruto is not stupid, just deprived of a proper education - do you think any teacher would bother to even teach him to read? He's my favourite character, so of course this fic is about him.

So... read and review!

Edit: changed Naruto's age from eight to six. Should be posting the second chapter soon.

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Dear weird book,

Hi! Sorry about the name, can't think of a good one for you yet. Hokage-ojisan said it's a diary. He said I can write stuff in it, like I'm writing a letter to someone. I don't see the point though. Why write stuff to someone (or something?) that's non-existent? Still, he said it's like having a person to talk to all the time, just that the person never replies. Well since almost everyone ignores me all the time it's great I can write to you! But I don't wanna call you a diary. That's waaaaaaaaaay too boring. Though I still can't think of what to call you! Ugh!

Anyway! I guess I should introduce myself? I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I'm six and my birthday's on October 10th. I like ramen, the people at Ichiraku, and Hokage-ojisan I hate the villagers 'cause they hate me, and I also hate how loooooooooooooong the instant ramen takes to cook. I love pranks! I'm a master prankster, and I usually only prank people who deserve it, but it is so fun to prank Hokage-ojisan too!! I think he's a closet perv or something. Maybe I should us that to my advantage and prank him! Like, paste pictures of lots of women in his office or something. But it's too risky... there are TONS of ninja guarding the Hokage tower, especially Anbu. They'll probably stop me... damn. (Though I did manage to trick them a few times, hahahaha... they don't know that I know that they're there! But I know that they don't know that I know that they're there!)

Ehh where was I?

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OH! Of course! Pranking Hokage-jiji! Maybe I can create a prank jutsu, then no one'd know what I'm gonna do until it's too late... muahahaha...

[After 25 lines of rambling]

So... uhm... oh ya! I was introducing myself... I don't really have a dream for the future yet... if I live that long. (morbid?) But I really want everyone to stop looking down on me and ignoring me. Whatever I become in the future, I want people to acknowledge me! 'Cause living isn't really that great when no one cares you actually exist. Though it's kinda hard when my whole class is 2 years older than me...

I really don't know what to write now, so I'll write again tomorrow! Bye!

(err how do I sign off?!?)
Uzumaki Naruto

P.S. here's a picture of me! Aren't the whisker marks cool? Nobody seems to think so, though...

I'm running out of clothes! They're either too small or in really bad shape... sad... I liked the shirts with spirals the most. I love spirals!

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So how is it? He does seem a bit hyper though... Review please! Just click that nice button down there (: