One day in trainland or wherever this shit show takes place Thomas and friends were sitting around measuring each other's train penises, then James got on his wheels and danced as he had the largest cock of them all, a full 2.5 inches. He then fell on his back and burst into flames.
Then that fat dude with the hat came in and said, "I just took a huge ass shit and I need you to deliver it to the orphans next town over," Thomas then said, "Nigga why the fuck should I fatass bitch?" Then fat guy pulled out a bunch of money from his uncut dick. Thomas agreed and they were off to deliver a 30000000 gallon vat of pure hamplanet crap.
Thomas looked around, "where the fuck is Percy," he choo chooed over and saw him getting gangraped by the diesels, who then cut his throat. Thomas just shrugged and was off.
Gordon was catching up, but then he saw his ugly ass face and wrecked into a nearby lake. Thomas didn't care tho, he was gonna get that money. He didn't even notice the tracks going off a cliff. He fell off and blew up a whole town in a firey shitty explosion.
THE END