S "I can't sleep. Jamie, I can't sleep!"

J "ZzzZ... snore..."

S "Prongs wake up!"

J "Huh? Sirius what are you – yawn!! Babbling about? There's someone who's trying to sleep here"

S "But, but! I keep waking up! I tell you, I can't sleep!"

J "And then I'm not allowed to sleep either?"

S "You got it! No wonder the teachers give you all those OWL's!"

J " yaaaawn…."

S "Nononono Prongs! Don't fall to sleep now! I want to have a nice midnight conversation!"

J "Padfoot, it's a quarter past one in the fucking morning! Talking is banned, leave me alone and SHUT THE HELL UP!"

S "you should be fully awake by now after all that yelling – "

J "I hate you"

S "- So let's talk!"

J "Gah.. have patience James.. It's Sirius.. Remus would have to you to have patience.."

S "Why are you talking to yourself?"

J "Sirius, you're acting like a four year old child! What are you doing in sixth grade when you're supposed to be in a fucking kindergarden?!"

S "Aber ich bin ein sehr suss junge, meine Freunde!"

J "So now you're speaking german..?"

S "Jahr ich finde Deutshland shön!"

J "Shut up or speak at least English, you make my head hurt.. Have you even ever been in Germany?"

S "Nope. Never. So. Prongs, how are things with a certain Evans?"

J "It's.. 01:20 and you ask about a girl"

S "Yup, a problem with that?"

J "forget it.. Everything is okay with Lily"

S "Seriously?"

J "No she tried to hex me in the common room today – oh that would be yesterday by now"

S "Oh why didn't I see it?!"

J "Because you were playing some prank on Serverus. Or at least that's what Peter said"

S "He deserved it"

J "No doubt about that. I just wished Lily would have refused my date invitation in a more mature way than treating to hex me"

S "Hmm.. Maybe you wouldn't get it when she thanked no in a nice way"

J "I only asked her four or five times! She's used to more than that!"

S "Hei, everyone can have a bad day"

J "Sure.. Why didn't you wake Remus instead of me?"

S " 'Cause then I would Probably be the one who ended up being hexed"

J "And you don't think I could do that?"

S "Eh… you're nicer?"

J "Or am I not as good as wizard as he is? Is it that? 'cause I can tell you' I've got just as much potential in hexing and all that stuff! Just because I don't read all those damn books! Bla bla bla bla and.. Sirius? No.. don't you dare.. Sirius you're not asleep, are you?"

S "ZzZ…"

J "DAMN YOU SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!!"