J " 'Ei Padfoot?"

S "year Jamie?"

J "The two of us are like Tom and Jerry!"

S "Tom og Curry? Curry isn't that some spice? Not a very charming comparing, you know -"

J "No no! Not Curry, Jerry! It's a mouse!"

S "….Like that would make it any better…"

J "But Tom is a cat, and they're best friends!"

S "I wanna be the cat, and you can be the mouse! Cats are much tougher than mice"

J "you still don't get it.."

S "Then tell me what you mean dearest prongs!"

J "They're friends, even in spite of their differences! Like cat and mouse!"

R "But.. James aren't Tom and Jerry supposed to be enemies? Tom always chases Jerry in the movies.. And then Jerry sends the big dog after him or throws a shovel in his head…"

J "Shut up Remus, that's not my point! Even if they're enemies, they can't live without eachother! They wont! I know they always fight, but still.."

S "Do WE always fight Jamie? Do I trow a shovel after you?"

J "no, but – "

R "James, what about me? Am I not a part of you're the-world-greatest-enemy-thing? And Peter"

J "But.. That's not what I meant! I didn't focused on their.. eh.. enimy-ship before you guys mentioned it! The important thing is that they have such a great relationship! And Remus.. Of course you're in the story.. You can be the babydog! It's so cute and fluffy!"

R "Why not the father dog? Am I not good enough to be a father dog!?"

J "Remus I've never thought I would hear you ask that question, it sound weird"

R "your own foul Prongs.. I am glad Peter isn't here, he would be completely freaked out"

J "Yes..! Okay Remus, you're the father dog, but I still think puppy is cuter"

R "Doesn't matter.."

S "It does! Can I be the cat?"

J "Tom?"

S "Whatever, yeah!"

J "Okay"

S "Thanks Jamie!"

R "Why are we even talking about this, James, Sirius?"

S "Because Jamie wanted to put a metaphor to our friendship! Or.. something.. Right Prongs?"

S "Exactly!"

R "And Peter and I are not a part of that friend-enemy-ship?"

J "Ouw Remy don't tell me you're upset about that! Where IS Peter anyway?"

S "The kitchen.. Eating.. The stuff Peter does.."

R "Okay.. Can I ask you one question James?"

J "Aaaaalways Remus my love!"

R "…………"

J "What?! I just wanted to know how it sounded!"

R "And now you know so don't ever, ever say something like that again. It gives me the creeps"

J "What if I do?"

R "Then I'll follow Jerrys example and use violence. Do you want this pen in your eye?"

J "….No.. You had a question?"

R "Yes. Why Tom and Jerry?"

J "It was either that, or Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Maybe.."

S + R "NO!"

J "Whatever.."