Struggle Bug

Apparently, Clay didn't notice the stash of porno hiding under the Cold Storage until just recently. He stormed in furiously back in his Gym as he requested someone give the 'dumb little shi-yat that decided to bring in this retardation in his Cold Storage' the pink slip.

Just then, he saw what he thought looked like Burgh on the cover of one of them.

"Burgh in some nasty video? That's asinine!"

Clay gulped as he looked for the closest VHS Tape.

He was nervous... Some ladies were watching, curious on what's going to happen.

"L-l-Ladies, out of the room!"

The woman gasped as they left.

Then Clay found it. The old VHS Tape many still use to watch informal videos.

He put it in and began to watch...

Burgh walked in seriously as he entered a church wearing a business outfit. There, he was greeted by Shauntal.

Clay blinked for a moment. Was this really Burgh in there?

Clay thought on how it might be a trick. He knew one thing... Burgh was NEVER a businessman.

"Hiya, Arti-hearty-ice-cream-cake!"

The foreplay made Clay puke a little.

"Enough talk... Let's battle!"

"Awww... No love for moi?"

They took out their Pokemon. 'Arti' grinned as he used Dark Attacks on Shauntal's Pokemon. Shauntal though used a nasty trick. She took it upon herself to use her fourth Pokemon to actually harm Burgh.

Burgh then tried to gasp as he was trapped on the ground. Shauntal then grinned as she picked him up. They were on their way back at hers.

"At least Lenora doesn't do any of that freaky sh*t to her husband...", Clay cringed.

Shauntal purred as she began to strip Burgh.

Burgh cried a little, as he was still in pain.

"Now, now Arti, baby... This is where things get REAL funky."

Shauntal then decided to assault Burgh from behind, grabbing his junk in one end and forcing her fingers into his mouth the other.

"MMMMMM!"

Clay just shouted, "WHAT IN SAM HILL TARNATIONS IS THIS?"

Clay began to beat up his VHS Tape as Burgh walked into the room. He gasped.

"CLAY, HOW COULD YOU?"

Clay turned around to see the Premiere Insect Artist with a frustrated expression.

"How did you get in here?"

"Clay... I didn't want you to see that."

"But you... and Shauntal..."

"I SAID I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT!"

Clay gulped.

"Look, that video was actually of my mom and dad."

Clay blinked for a moment.

"So... Yer mom is Shauntal?"

"...Yes, Genius. She's been using Ghost-types to make her look younger for the longest time!"

Clay laughed, "Stop lyin' Burgh! How can yer Dad be an exact clone of ya?"

"His eyes aren't green like mine are... Look closely."

Clay then looked at the video. The Burgh he saw there had brown eyes.

Clay also looked back at Burgh. The Burgh in his smut had really dark hair. The Burgh right before him ready to strangle him to death had really light hair. He also forgot to mention that Burgh was relatively tall... but not as tall as the guy about to be violated by Shauntal.

Then there was the mole on the smutty Burgh's left cheek. The real Burgh did not have one.

"So... yer parents were stars?"

Burgh just slapped Clay and left crying.

"Well exCUSE me, princess, I wasn't the retard that hid this in the Cold Storage!"