Damn that Damned Pharaoh, he and all his Damn friends should all go to hell! It's very warm here. Yes, I your Lord, and Savior has finally made it to hell, and I fully intend to take over. But to start I'll have to see who's high up around here. I started my quest by getting a job as a new arrival, and after a record three weeks, I'm the underling of the big man himself! Yes, you may bask in my glory now. Anyway, I've got to make it to the newest apprentice position that Lucifer has. But to do that I've got to try out. I'm on my way to the interview now.

"Mr. Bakura, you may step in now." He says and I walk in.

"That's Thief King Bakura, IF you don't mind." I say as I walk in "I'm a Tyrant, from an evil village, I've killed many a person, and am extremely infamous, and I like setting things on fire, need I say more?"

He chuckled, "No, you can have the position..." he paused "IF you complete three tasks."

"Well, what are they?" I asked in anticipation

"First," He paused "you must…." He paused again "make me a Sandwich!" he said and I fell off my chair as he chuckled. About fifteen minutes later, I walked into the room with a turkey sandwich that I learned to make wile on earth. "Hmmm, good now onto your second task." He wiped mustard off his mustache "I want you to do the incubus test, get a girl to fall in love with you and steal her soul; you won't even have to leave the city to do that."

I saluted and walked into the streets after a minute or two I saw an attractive woman with short blond hair, who was walking around by herself, looking lost. A new arrival. Perfect. I walked up to her, and smiled she immediately swooned and I leaned in and kissed her, stealing her soul and walking back into the office.

Once I walked in the big man was there smoking a cigar, and smiled "good, now your last task is…" he paused, what is WITH this guy and dramatic pauses? "Go to earth, and corrupt at least seven people on earth, pick them now"

I quickly made a list:

1. Yami

2. Malik

3. Marik (already corrupted! A freebee!)

4. Ryo

5. Kaiba

6. Yugi

7. Joey

"Hmmm, pick one more, A tough one." He said.

"Fine I'll take Tea, you know what I'll corrupt all of that do gooder group!" I said, in a (rare) moment of stupidity, and arrogance.

"Hmm, fine but if you fail, you'll be put through the torture of a thousand deaths." He said as I winced. "Now go, you've got people to corrupt, once you get there we'll have a nice apartment and food and money provided for you, the rest of your directions will be there." And before I could say another word I disappeared into a flame and was flung back onto earth.

TRG: Hiya, so yeah that's part one, make sure ya review or I'll bite you.