Edward the sexy vampire and bella were strolling through the
woods . suddenly bella tripped over a branch but edwa
rd being a vampire caught her before she hit the ground in a fast whip of motion similar to a whip. edw
ard said 'you are so clumsy lets break up' but bella said 'nooo what can i do to not make you break up with m
e' and edward said ; you know whta you have to do' so bella suavely pulled edwa
rds pants down and unleashed edwards GIANT MONSTER VAMPI
RE DICK. bella said 'ohh my' and then they made out for a while and then they had lots
of sex in the woods.