Hello, and nice to metcha! I'm new at this fandom and I haven't played the game yet because I don't have PS3 nor X360… *sigh* well, but I kinda know the story from either fanfiction, walkthrough, review at my game magazine and some from YouTube. So if you found MANY errors in here, please bear with it (gomen nee~). After all, this is a fanfiction, right? It can't be helped though, but I'm SO in love with Commandant Flynn Scifo! XD he nearly gave me a heart attack just by his smile! XDD and I also in love with Flynn x Yuri / Yuri x Flynn pairing because it's so cute! I finally found my favorite (yaoi) pairs in Tales series besaid Guy x Luke! XD well, I think I've talked too much for your liking, so I will continue with the story… enjoy please!

Warning: May contain boy x boy relationship although it's not that explicit… grammatical error (I'm not a natural English user by the way)… and maybe OOC-ness…

Disclaimer: I own nothing here… even for the game… *muttered silently*

The God Must Be Crazy

Chapter 1

By: Vanilla Amano

A guy with blonde hair and full armor made his way back to his office. He pulled the door and waltz inside with his knightly gesture. Sighing, he took several steps inside and sat on his chair behind the work desk. He opened the window behind him to let some fresh air give a new life to his office.

He leaned his back to the chair and closed his eyes. Sighing (again), he tried his best to relax after all his duties as a commandant. It was a quite hard work, you know?

"Tired being a commandant?"

This sudden question almost makes Flynn Scifo nearly get a heart attack and fall from his chair. But being a commandant and all, he regains his composure and turned his head to see the person that surprise him a second ago.

"Yo, you okay?" Yuri Lowell asked, half laughing with his best friend reaction.

"Yuri!" Flynn said, pointing his finger to the dark-haired man. "Don't ever do that again." He warned warily.

"It's not like you to let your guard down, Flynn. Working too much lately, I suppose," Yuri said, inviting himself in because Flynn still not say a word to him. "Oh, and I let my self in because you don't even bother to invite a best friend of yours in. Hope you didn't mind." He jokingly added.

"Ha ha ha," Flynn laughed lazily. "What are you doing here?" he asked, following Yuri to his comfortable couch at the other side of the office.

"I want to see how my best buddy doing. Isn't that wonderful?"

"Ha ha ha, very wonderful. Seriously, what business do you have?"

"Well, since you asked me to be serious, I'll be serious then."

"Yuri!"

"Let me finish, okay Flynn?" so Flynn, with that stern look in his face, decided to say nothing again. "We're going on a vacation." But Yuri's words make him dumbfounded. He tried to absorb the information he just received.

"Pardon me?" Flynn asked after a moment of silence.

Yuri sighed. "Really, Flynn. You're working too much, you can hardly think clearly with your head now." He said, observing his childhood friend appearance. Flynn does look skinnier though, he can see it behind all his armor. His sapphire orbs that always so bright (it made Yuri's eyes hurt just by looking at it) have lost its shine and there are quite thick dark circles under his eyes. His usual silky blonde locks don't appear as silky as it used to be.

"I'm thinking now. It's just your idea was too hard for me to process. We're going to what?" the blonde put his arm in front of chest a bit offended by what Yuri just said.

"We're – going – on – a – vacation," Yuri said word by word. He enjoyed I'd – kill – you expression that plastered all around Flynn's face. "You need one for your self. Especially since Estelle asked me to this." He added.

"Lady Estellise asked you to do this?" Flynn half surprised. Yuri nodded and continue his speech.

"She said you pushed your self too hard these days and it made her worry. She's worrying about you're going to kill your self in a mission because you're too exhausted to defense your self. Call her a paranoid, but she's right. You looks like you're gonna passed out anytime now."

"You're a bit exaggerated, aren't you?" Flynn pinched the bridge of his nose frustately. He never thought his workaholic personality could make the pink haired princess worried her self to death.

"So I'm the paranoid one now?"

"Yes, you are."

"So what did you say? Will you go or not? However if you decline though, I just have to knock you unconscious and bring you wherever I want."

Flynn sighed. "I'll go," he answered. It's the princess order after all. Beside, he hardly has some time alone with his best friend lately. And even though he won't admit it, he really needs a little vacation.

^o^

"We're going by that?" Flynn asked with his mouth opened widely.

"Whaddaya expect? A full troops of yours going to bid you a farewell when you climb up the stairs to your private ship?" Yuri said with sarcasm in his words. Flynn glared at him, but the dark-haired swordsman ignores him and continue to whistle happily. The blonde sighed and look at their transportation in front of them. It was a small silver metal object, and by its looks, it looks like a very hi-tech blastia.

'If blastia still exist…' Flynn thought. So this is really a hand-made metal object, or should we call helicopter, that cast manually without any blastia.

"Estelle asked Rita to make this for us to travel. So it's free," Yuri said while the both of them already inside the helicopter. The inside is not that big, but it's enough for both of them to sit and control the helicopter at the same time. "You better help me controlling this thing. Rita said it's better controlled by two people."

The mention of the young mage's name make Flynn feels a little bit uncomfortable. It's not like he hates the girl, he likes her a lot, really. It just that, her newly experimental blastia often makes him jump with fear. Especially this new object, if it isn't call a blastia, then it's really a new experiment of her.

"Let's go then," Yuri's voice snapped him back to reality. After some minutes passed for turn on the machine, they finally fly to the sky above them.

The first hours of their trip was going fine without any problem at all. Except Yuri almost make them died because he didn't know which one is the brake. But other than that, it was a smooth journey to wherever the dark-haired swordsman took the blonde commandant go. Until this thing happen…

"Hey, Yuri," Flynn called. Coal-eyes opened and stared at him curiously. "Do we have enough fuel to our destination?"

"Of course. There's still one more tank behind, so it's enough for us to travel back," Yuri said while closing his eyes lazily.

"Hmm…" Flynn nodded. "By the way, did Ms. Rita say anything about a turbulence going to hit us?" he asked again.

Yuri laughed. "Come on, Flynn. There's no way there'll be turbulence today! The sky is so bright when we take off. It's impossible to turn into a bad weather after a few hours of flying." He said. "And beside, Rita must already casted all protection spells for this thing if that really happen."

=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=

Rita Mordio stared at the small green object between his thumb and his index finger. She looks like she's thinking hard about something that she had forgot. Estellise Sidos Heurassein waltz towards her and sat beside her on the couch.

"What are you looking at, Rita?" Estelle asked, stared curiously to the green object.

"It's a chip that holding all the protection spells that I cast for the Ricopter (Rita Helicopter)." The brunette said, swinging the object lightly.

"Can I see it?"

"Sure."

So the pink-haired princess took the object and stared at it amazingly. "Wow, this small thing has a lot of high protection spells inside? What's the use of this thing?" she asked.

"It can protect the Ritacopter if there's a turbulence that disturbs the flight. So the people who ride it can make safely out of the storm without any damage." Rita informed.

"Ooh… the people, you mean Yuri and Flynn?"

"Yep," Rita nodded. "But I think I forgot something…" she sighed.

"And if there's turbulence that hit them, they will be safe with this object?"

"U huh," the young mage said. "That's why this object's here!" and finally she realized, what is it that she had forgot to put…

=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=.=

Yuri's eyes widen in shock when he saw the turbulence in front of their helicopter—Ritacopter that drawing closer to them. Flynn glared at Yuri and hoping that what he had said was true. But unfortunately, it wasn't true. Because of the clumsiness of a certain brunette mage, they have no protection spells that surround them at all.

After more words-fighting and after some minutes passed for them to try to cast any protection spells that they can, the turbulence hit them.

"Aaaaaa!"

"Oh shit! Oh shit!"

"Can't you do something!"

"Don't ask me! Damn that mage!"

"We're going to crash!"

"Aaaaaa!"

^o^

Fuh… I thought about make this a one shot… but unfortunately it'll be too long to be a one shot… so I decided to make this into a multi-chapter one… anyway I want to say sorry if there's a lot of error here… I try to make them not too OOC, but maybe it's hard because I have no idea about their real personalities. And about all the grammar, SORRY! It's not beta-ed so expect many grammatical errors in here. And yes… I did get the idea after watching The God Must Be Crazy 2… Well, everyone loves reviews. So, please? :3