Chapter 1
Disclaimer: This anime/manga is not mine. Oh well, I own my own anime.
Kaoru was sitting with his laptop, Hikaru peering over his shoulder. "Whatcha doin'?" the older twin asked as Kaoru typed in something.
"Talkin'," the younger one said as he pressed the 'Enter' key.
"KAORU! DON'T TALK TO PERVERTED WOMEN!!!!"
"Hikaru. This chick's a friend of Haruhi's. I picked up the other Host Club phone during one of their conversations."
"Name, please?" Hikaru's bottom lip protruded as he gave Kaoru amber puppy eyes.
"Kaito Aitani," Kaoru sighed.
"Why on Myspace, though?"
"We're more secure."
"Oooh, my baby brother has a girlfriend!"
"It's not like that!!!"
"Kaito and Kaoru, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I--."
"SHUT UP!"
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OK, so I got bored. Don't talk to others online if you don't actually know them in person, kids.