Written for the Stargate Drabble List Challenge – Use the phrase "This is the Military, we always have more than we need." In a drabble or ficlet.
"And the shirt."
Jack tossed his shirt on the ground and flicked Aris a cold stare.
"Pants."
"For the love of-,"
Aris waved the zat at Jack's groin, he was in no mood to be played with and Jack understood.
"Pants," he mumbled dropping them to the ground, "right."
"Well," Aris's smiled slyly, "I expected something… bigger." Zat held firm he circled Jack. "I'm surprised they don't hurt."
"Only when I cough."
With a nod to the knives strapped to Jack's thighs, he ripped one off and held it up. "So, use `em all?"
"This is the military," Jack winced from the pain, "we always have more than we need."
End