Written for the Stargate Drabble List Challenge – use the phrase "These smells just keep getting better and better!" In a drabble or ficlet.
"These smells just keep getting better and better!"
"Breathe through your nose, Jack."
"You do know that doesn't work don't you?"
"Yep, but I'm going for mind over matter here."
If the smell didn't get him the moans, groans, and sighs of satisfaction would. "Oh for the love of-,"
"Jack!"
"I'm sorry, Daniel, but farting as a ritual welcome is one thing. Two hours of it is something else."
"Just suck it up, think of Uncle Sam, and give it your best shot."
"I don't perform well under pressure."
"You haven't performed at all yet!"
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"Quick learner, Jack."
"Yep."