Kappa Daria
By
Patrick Moore
It was Bad Movie Night at Daria's house, with Daria Morgendoffer and Jane Lane watching Dragonball Evolution on a bootlegged DVD. The two teenage girls looked at each other and groaned at the TV screen.
"Damn bad live action movies based on popular cartoon shows," said Jane.
"It could be worse, I'd still have that nail in my eye from that Drawn Together episode I was on," replied Daria. "Comedy Central hasn't paid me yet for that cameo."
"Want to watch Spongebob?" Jane asked, as Daria sighed.
As Jane was about to change the channel with a remote, Daria's Aunt Amy entered with a DVD in her hand.
"How's the bad movie going?" Amy smirked at the girls.
"If only Joel and the Bots were here to save us from this disaster," replied Daria.
"I got something that could cheer you guys up," said Amy, as she put the DVD into the player.
"What movie is this?" Daria asked Amy.
"It's an episode of a Japanese TV show called Lilly Mu," replied Amy. "They got an American to play the lead hero."
"I've heard about this show from the internet," said Jane. "All they do is fight the same villain over and over again each week."
"So, it's like Batman fighting the Joker every week, until it's get lame," said Daria.
"Like eating lasagna for dinner everyday," smirked Jane to Daria, who gave Jane an angered look. "Kidding."
"I know it's kind of lame, but I sent a e-mail to Lilly Mu Studios about having more villains to the show to get better ratings," said Amy.
"I hope you're right, Aunt Amy," said Daria.
Meanwhile in Japan, Ozu, head of Lilly Mu Studios, is in his office looking though his e-mails on his computer, when he spots Amy's letter. He clicks on it, as it reads:
Dear Ozu,
My name is Amy Barksdale, and my niece likes anime. I've been watching the Lilly Mu show with one complaint, you have the heroes fight the same villain every week. Why not add some new villains to keep the show more interesting? Please e-mail me back with your response.
Thank you,
Amy Barksdale
"Gonard is the favorite villain on the show," said Ozu to himself.
"And he's also the coolest," replied Yes Man from out of nowhere.
"Maybe this Amy Barksdale has a point," said Ozu. "Gonard may be an idiot actor, but he is kind of boring in the ratings."
"But everyone loves Gonard," said Yes Man.
"Yes Man, get the cast of Lilly Mu to come to my office, it time for a meeting," ordered Ozu. "And, Yes Man."
"Yes, Ozu?" Yes Man asked.
"NEXT TIME I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE, KNOCK!" Ozu shouted, as Yes Man left to get the Lilly Mu cast.
To Be Continued…