Authors note: I do not own Warriors.
Fireclaw: Hi, how are ya?
*silence*
Fireclaw: Oh, so thats how it's gonna be....Anyway, lets get this party started! I haven't found anyone to co-host with me yet, so I'm kinda alone right now... Lonely! I'm Mr. Lonely! I have nobody, for my own!
*more silence*
Fireclaw: .....Soooo First up, Heathertail, because she's the first cat I could think of!
*Snaps fingers, Heathertail appears*
Heathertail: Wha....*notices Fireclaw's evil grin*...Whats going on?
Fireclaw: Truth or Dare!
Heathertail: Oh...uh...yeah..I think Onestar is calling me...I gotta go...
Fireclaw: LIAR!
Heathertail: What...no! I would never lie! *eyes dart around*
Fireclaw: Enough of this! Truth or Dare?
Heathertail: Dare I guess...
Fireclaw: Purrfect! Muhahahaha!
Heathertail: BAD PUN ALERT!
Fireclaw: Yeah...so? Anyway, your dare is to...Tell Lionblaze your having Breezepelt's kits!
Heathertail: Psh. Big deal, he doesn't care about me!
Fireclaw: Are you sure about that? * snaps fingers. A screen appears, showing Lionblaze making out with a picture of Heathertail.*
Heathertail: Oh my sweet Lionblaze! I lo-- oh..uh....thats creepy...yeah...
Fireclaw: *rolls eyes* Uh-huh. Anyway. So, are you going to do the dare or not?
Heathertail: And What if I don't?
Fireclaw: You'll be forced to be mates with...Hawkfrost!
Heathertail: But he's dead! And Evil!
Fireclaw: He's supposed to be evil! Duh. Besides, just 'cause he's dead doesn't mean I can't bring him back. Tis' the powers of an almighty writer!
Heathertail: Fine, I'll do the dare...
Fireclaw: Yes! *snaps fingers* Oh Lionblaze! Heathertail has something to tell you!
*Lionblaze steps in, looking around confused. Spots Heathertail and his eyes gleam before he notices Fireclaw and clears his throat*
Lionblaze: What do you want Heathertail?
Heathertail: Um Lionblaze...I'm having Breezepelt's kits!
Lionblaze: NOOOO!! WHY?!?!?!
*Lionblaze bursts into tears and Heathertail tries to comfort him*
Lionblaze: Get away from me you traitor!
*Slashes Heathertail's muzzle and sides*
Heathertail: * crying* I should have just mated with Hawkfrost!
Lionblaze: WHAT?!?!
Fireclaw: Okay, we don't want anyone killed here. I didn't make this so you could kill each other.
Lionblaze: You did this? *Stalks forward, claws unsheathed*
Fireclaw: Lets not get hasty now....*backs away*
*Heathertail joins Lionblaze, and the two are almost upon Fireclaw*
Fireclaw: Um...hey look, a flying badger!
*Heathertail and Lionblaze spin around as Fireclaw retreats into a secret tree house.*
Fireclaw: Until next time! I'll try not to be killed while you're gone!
Authors note: What did you think? Send it lots of dare/truths/ ideas! Please?