The cursed Lolita

Naruto was training on his Marshall arts then a strange Lolita dress fell from the sky it was black with a star symbol on it. Naruto touched it and then the dress floated on Naruto, Naruto he could not get it off "ahhhhhh" Naruto said, Sasuke ran out and saw what was happening he laughed he said "ha-ha Naruto what are you doing why are you in a black Lolita dress". Just then the dress turned into rubble. Naruto and Sasuke went inside and went quiet Sakura "what silly thing are you boys up to now Sasuke started to laugh WHATS GOING ON!! Sakura said. Sasuke said "calm down your acting like Naruto!!! "HEY" Naruto said " I'm not annoying like that bitch Sasuke said "be careful what you say sakura is turning red. "JUST FORGET I ASKED" sakura said I'm going to the bath room then sakura screamed Naruto was eating and did not care "probley her lipstick broke" he said. Sasuke said why would she scream over lipstick Naruto said i will go check it out sakura was getting hanged by the dress Naruto untied the dress and let her free Naruto went back outside and burnt the dress and wondering will it ever return instead of burning it went up to its owner the god of death it was bored so it sent that down he made a war with Naruto because he burn the dress the war got boring so the god of death stoped it and fell asleep Naruto did not know what the war was for.