Princess Daisy farted as she plugged her nose, fanning the air as she was playing tennis inside the grassy field of the Peach Dome in her sports outfit, her brassy gas blasts puffing the back of her orange shorts as she felt her flatulence seep into her yellow shirt. "Peeyew! I think I might poop my pants at this point!"
"You're not wearing pants, you gassy idiot!" Waluigi angrily snapped as he was playing his purple tennis racket like a guitar.
Popo turned to Nana, the two ice Climbers watching the game of Mario Tennis drag due to Princess Daisy farting constantly, with them being on the side of the grassy court as opposed to in the audience.
"I don't think this event is as exciting in person as it is playing it on the Gamecube." Popo pointed out.
Nana nodded her head in agreement. "Yeah. Let's jump to something else." She then used her icy powers to summon a frosty warp, going into it, with her twin following as the two passed by Petey Piranha and Fly Guy, who were going to attempt having a match as they saw the match between Waluigi and Daisy, deciding to turn around and follow the Ice Climbers out of the stadium.
"Hey! Don't leave me here!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was smacked in the face by a tennis ball smacked by Daisy, who then proceeded to sit on Waluigi's face and rip continuously loud farts on him as she laughed in an aroused tone.
The Ice Climbers were now out of Mario Power Tennis, and in the world of Asteroids as asteroids were literally raining down on the two, with the Ice Climber duo screaming as they were drifting apart in space.
"This wasn't a good idea!" Popo shouted to Nana as he froze several approaching asteroids with his icy powers. "Why oh why did we think that these comets would be willing to cooperate with us?"
"Yeah! We shouldn't have gone to a game that doesn't have gravity in a loop!" Nana exclaimed in response as she whacked the meteors with her wooden mallet. "Things can get loopier than a-"
Nana did not finish her sentence, as both she and Popo were crushed by an enormous asteroid that flattened the two Ice Climbers like they were nothing, which technically they and everything in space was from a certain point of view.