Tobi's Duplication

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"TOBI, UN," said Deidara. "WHY IS MY ROOM ALL MESSED UP?"

"Tobi was looking for his secret key!" smiled Tobi.

"..."

Tobi was smiling at his sempai, even though he couldn't see it. He dug through the mess on the floor (full of Toy story toys) to look for his "key".

"TOBI CAN'T FIND HIS SECRET KEY CARD!"

"Tobi, un," said Deidara, who thought of a plan to get rid of Tobi. "Why don't you go ask Zetsu to help you find it?"

"TOBI HAS AN IDEA! TOBI WILL GO ASK ZETSU-SAN TO HELP TOBI FIND HIS KEY!" Tobi grinned.

"Right, you do that." Deidara walked away, to the kitchen, to probably eat.

"ZETSU-SAAAN!"

'Oh great, I have to hide from Tobi now...' thought Zetsu.

"Why can't we just eat him to get rid of this trouble?"

"Because Tobi is a nice kid and he shouldn't be eaten for being a good boy."

"Last time I checked, Akatsuki wasn't made of good boys."

"Too bad, I am NOT eating Tobi. He is a good boy."

"Whatever."

Zetsu stepped out of his garden to find Tobi grinning at him (he couldn't see him grinning) and asking "Can Zetsu-san help Tobi find his key?"

When the question came, Zetsu answered, "Yum yum..."

"I said not to eat him."

"I WANT TO EAT!!!"

"I can just get steak from the fridge.."

"... Alright, fine."

"Fine? YAY! Zetsu's gonna help Tobi! Zetsu's gonna help Tobi!" Exclaimed a certain good boy in an orange mask.

"Look what you done.." Zetsu pointed at the dark side of him.

"It's not my fault!"

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

It continued like that and Tobi was singing his song, walking out when he forgot what he was doing and said, "Tobi forgot what he was doing." He thought for a while and remembered and said to himself, "Oh yeah, Tobi was going to ask Kisame-san to help me look for Tobi's card! Tobi ran down the hall and banged on Itachi's and Kisame's door.

"KISAME-SAN," shouted Tobi. "HELP TOBI FIND HIS KEY CARD?"

"NO!" was his muffled response.

"OKAY, BYE-BYE!" Tobi grinned and then he remembered that Kisame and Zetsu were the only 2 other members besides himself in the Akatsuki base. The others were on a mission. Tobi looked around and he could not find his key card. He got frustrated and then he went to Konoha, looking for a certain Jonin with the Byakugan.

After about 30 minutes, Tobi found Neji, and he shouted, "AKATSUKI!"

"No, no no," said Tobi. "Tobi wishes not to fight!"

Neji didn't let his guard down but he said, "Alright... What do you want then?"

"Can Neji-san help Tobi find his key card?"

"Alright, if it'll make you leave me," said Neji. "BYAKUGAN!"

"Where do we look first?"

"The Akatsuki base, of course!" said a cheery Tobi.

'Akatsuki base.. I should follow him and find out where the base is located, then report to Tsunade-sama..' thought Neji.

Neji arrived at the base with Tobi and snuck inside his room.

"Whoa, it's messy here."

"Tobi was trying to look for key card!"

Neji looked for about 10 minutes and said, "It's in your pockets.."

Tobi checked his pockets and said, "Well whaddaya know? It was in Tobi's pockets the whole time! Thanks Neji-san!" Tobi exclaimed.

"Hn."

The next day

"Tobi's gonna go to his secret room!" exclaimed a good-boy.

Tobi went to his and Deidara's room and swiped the key card against his bathroom door. He opened the bathroom door and instead of a bathroom, there was a machine. A machine that would later help Tobi RULE THE WORL- I mean help him become a good boy.

Whoa, that was my longest chapter/story! XD

Please Review, I am still not that good at writing. I'll try to make the next chapter longer! ^_^