Adventures of the Black Tigers
AN: I did not create the Black Tigers Universe. This Universe was created by Epic Quest INC. I attempted to contact Epic Quest INC. to get permission, however, I recieved no response. If you do not want to give me permission, tell me in a review, and I'll remove this story. This story continues after Prince of Darkness in Kim Possible.
Recap: Kim Possible, Bonnie Rockwaller, Tara King, Marcella Hernandez, Liz Baker, Crystal Ponovan, Jessica Tanner, Hope Frazier, Zita Flores, and Monique Wilson were transformed into vampires by Dracula. Ron saved them by bonding to them, as well as Shego and Yori. In bonding with them, Ron transformed them into Dhampirs, Half-Vampires. Ron destroyed Dracula, and married all twelve girls. Now, Ron and the other Black Tigers, Ron's wives, work as supernatural hunters for GJ.
Disclaimer: If you heard the character's name on Kim Possible or Lilo & Stitch then the character is owned by Disney.
Chapter 1
"Master, being in Hawaii, I've got an idea. Do you remember that girl Lilo?" Kim asked.
"Lilo? Oh, that girl whose blue dog was kidnapped by Drakken. Yea, I remember her." Ron responded.
"Let's go visit her. She probably still lives in that small town of Kauai. It'll be nice to visit some one who doesn't live in Middleton, and not have to save the world again."
"That's for sure. I really like that idea."
"Who's Lilo?" Hope asked.
"Sorry, Hope. This was several years ago. I got a hit on my site from a little girl whose dog was kid-napped."
"Wouldn't that be dog-napped?" Crystal asked.
"Ha-Ha, Crystal, you know what I mean. Anyway, the girl's name was Lilo. Her dog, really an alien, was nabbed by Drakken. She told us that he worked for an alien gerbil by the name of Hamsterwheel, or something like that. Well with her help I was able to complete the mission. The funny thing is I don't remember seeing her at the wedding, so I say we go a visit her, now, while we are here in Hawaii."
"I agree with Master, Kim, that's a good idea." Marcella said.
"How do you expect us to get there? We're in Honolulu there is no Kauai Town on this island." Liz said.
"We'll drive there. I remember where her house was." Ron responded.
"Can I drive one, Master." Kim asked.
"Sorry, Princess, but Master drives one and I drive the other." Shego responded.
"Oh, Shego, I've been meaning to ask you, why'd you help that dumbshit Drakken?" Ron asked.
"Master, you should show more respect for the dead, even if you didn't like him in life." Tara said.
"Actually, Tara, Drakken was a dumbshit." Kim responded.
"Princess is right. Drakken was a real big piece of dumbshit. He came up with some decent plans to take over the world, however, his major problem, besides Princess, was he never thought of the minor details. For example, one of his schemes was to merge the continents together. We successfully stole the needed components, and build the machine to do just that, only problem was he forgot to reinforce the foundation of our lair. The shifting of continents causes tremendous seismic pressure. The lair was destroyed, as was the machine, when the continents started to move. As we said before Drakken was a dumbshit."
"Agreed." All of the girls said in unison.
"Girls, you all know how much I hate it when you talk in unison like that. It makes me think you're losing your individuality."
"Sorry, Master." All the girls said in unison again.
"I give up. This is just like that 'Master' thing you girls have got going on." Ron complained. "So, Shego, why did you work for Drakken?"
"Three reasons, first he paid me well, or so I thought, until I found out how much Master is worth. Second, the big moron needed me, and its good to be needed. Finally, I enjoyed fighting Princess. Being a hero got boring. Noone could challenge me, so I became a villian hoping to find a hero that was a challenge. I was very disappointed until I met Princess. Kimmie gave me the challenge I wanted. I was forced to become better everytime I fought her. I secretly enjoyed all of our fights."
"Shego, I thought I was the only one who enjoyed our fights. You always seemed to hate our fights."
"I only pretended to resent our fights. When I was a hero, the villians always hated me, so I thought I was supposed to hate you. I never really did. To be truthful, if not for you, I'd not be half the fighter I am today."
"The same goes for me, Shego. You always pushed me to be better."
"So that's why you spend most of your free time sparring each other. I had always wondered about that." Monique said.
"Well, Mo, now you know." Kim said.
"And knowing is half the battle." Shego said with a smile.
Everyone looked at Shego with a look of confusion.
"That comment shows my age doesn't it?" Shego asked with a frown. "That was from a show when I was growing up called G.I.Joe."
"Enough talk ladies, let's go to Kauai Town now."
The Black Tigers all piled into the two vans and headed to Lilo's house.
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A red experiment was kissing Stitch. The red experiment had an insect like head, large eyes, three antenae growing out of her head, pencil thin ears, a thin, lythe body, and a demon's tail. The red experiment heard the door bell ring. "Nani, could you answer that I'm busy." The experiment asked.
"Lilo, you answer that door, I'm cooking dinner." Nani replied.
"I'd love to but I'm Dash right now."
"I'll never understand why Jumba turned you into an experiment."
"Nani, I told you before Hamsterviel created a destructive speed experiment, so we needed a speed experiment of our own. Since Jumba can't create any more experiments, I volunteered to be changed. The side effect of my being able to date Stitch is just a bonus."
"Oh, I'll just bet on that Lilo."Nani said sarcasticaly. "You know we agreed that you could answer the door as Dash, only if you don't call yourself Lilo, and there's always the fact you could turn yourself human again."
"Fine. Stitch, I'll go answer the door." Lilo said as she concentrated and changed back into her human form. She got dressed and walked to the front door. She opened the door and saw a familliar looking redhead woman and a familiar blond man standing in front of a group of women. "Kim, is that you, and Ron?" Lilo asked.
"Yes, Lilo, it is. We're married, didn't you get the invite?" Ron asked.
"Well, Nani couldn't get time off from her work, so she wouldn't let me go."
"What about the aliens Uncle Jumba and Aunt Pleakley?" Kim asked.
"Why, Kim, I don't know what you mean." Lilo said uncomfortably.
"Lilo, we all know about aliens. By the way, my name is Hope. I'm Ron's wife too." Hope said as she held out her hand.
"So, it's true, You're all married. I didn't think it was possible." Lilo said.
"Lilo, anything is possible for a Possible." Kim said with a smile.
"Kim, that's cool. Did you just make that up?"
"No, Lilo. That has been my family's unofficial motto for as long as there have been Possibles."
"How long has your family been around?"
"Well, as far as I can tell, my family has been the Possibles since the time of the Ancient Romans. Now as I asked before, why couldn't you go with Jumba and Pleakley?"
"Well, since you know they're aliens, I'll tell you the story. Jumba was an evil genius, created illegal genetic experiments. The Galactic Alliance arrested Jumba while he was creating Stitch. Yes, Stitch is an alien."
"No duh, Lilo. A blue dog? Come on who is that going to fool?" Marcella asked.
"Actually, Marcella, you'd be surprised. I fell for it. The only reason I figured it out was I had to fight Warmonga. She made it clear that she was an alien. Before then I didn't believe in aliens." Kim said.
"Anyway, He was given probation, and has to do community service. While you were getting married, Jumba was off world doing his community service work again. Pleakley went with him to make sure he worked, and with Nani at work noone could take me. Nani said she would not be locked up for child endangerment so I couldn't go."
"Well, good news, I've got a DVD of our wedding, so you and Nani could at least see our wedding."
"Well, not that I'm not glad to see you, but why are you here?"
"We're on our honeymoon, and decided to meet you." Shego said.
"Wait a minute, you worked for that blue man who took Stitch." Lilo said.
"Not any more. I've decided to become a hero again."
"And you believed her?" Lilo asked Ron.
"Yes, I do, Lilo, as does the President and Interpol. They both pardened Shego for her past criminal activities."
"That means she can't be charged with her past thefts?"
"Yes. I'm no longer a criminal. Now I'm a private investigator who is trying to make up for my criminal past."
"If you try to kidnap Stitch, you'll be sorry, I promise you." Lilo said in a threating tone. "Well come on in, I'd like to see the wedding." Lilo continued in a friendlier tone.
The Black Tigers entered Lilo's home. Kim inserted the DVD into Lilo's player. "Hey, Nani, do you want to see Kim's and Ron's wedding?" Lilo asked.
"What are you talking about." Nani asked as she entered the room. She was shocked at the number of people in the house.
"Hi, Nani, we're the Black Tigers." Ron said as he held out his hand.
"I'm Nani, and why are you here?"
"Well several years ago, I helped your sister get her little dog/alien Stitch from my archenemy Dr. Drakken." Kim said.
"You're Kim Possible, the teen hero?"
"Yes."
"Why are you here? If Lilo or Stitch broke it, I'll pay for it what ever it is."
"Nothing like that at all, Nani. We were here on our honeymoon, and decided to drop in."
"I remember, there was a huge media show of your wedding. Something about it being the first legal polygamy marriage in fifty years."
"What do you mean, sis?" Lilo asked.
"Well, normally, one man marries one woman. They, however, managed to get a legal marriage of one man and twelve women. I want to know how."
"There were extenuating circumstances around our wedding. We explained at all to the President with help from Dr.Director of GJ. The President understood our problem and agreed to legalize our marriage.She went so far as to officiate our wedding. Now we were just about to show Lilo the DVD of our wedding, would you like to see it?" Monique explained.
"Well, I didn't expect so many people for dinner.."
"Don't worry, we'll eat out." Liz said.
"Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, come on down to the living room." Lilo called out.
Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley all gathered in the living room and after being filled in, they all agreed to view the DVD. After everyone found a seat, Kim started the DVD and everyone saw the wedding. "That was great, I'm sorry I missed it." Lilo said.
"I told you before, I couldn't get the time off." Nani explained.
"Nani, if something like this ever took place again, would you trust us to look after Lilo?" Kim asked.
"Not that I'm saying yes, but how would we get in touch with you?"
"My website is still up and running, just leave a message on my site."
"I'll think about it." Nani responded.
"That's all we ... ask, Nani." Jessica said. Jessica and the other Black Tigers all felt a wave of supernatural power as Jessica spoke.
"Well, we have to be off right now. We'll be back later." Ron said as the Black Tigers left Lilo's house.
"What was that about?" Nani asked.
"I don't know." Lilo replied as she closed the door.
"I want to see your daily events program." Pleakley said.
"Megga turn on." Stitch said.
"And this just in, reports of people acting strange at the mall here in Kuaui Town. According to some people, the people acting strange are like zombies." The news reporter said.
"Jumba, did you create a zombie making experiment?" Nani asked with an angry tone.
"Big Girl knows Evil Genius doesn't make any more experiments." Jumba replied.
"And what about before you were caught?"
"Big Girl, Evil Genius created 626 Experiments, and Little Girl caught them all."
"So this isn't an experiment?"
"Big Girl, this not Jumba's experiment, however Hamsterviel might have created it.
"Come on, Stitch, we have to go." Lilo yelled as she ran up the stairs. A few minutes later a red blur ran from Lilo's house toward the mall.
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"Alright, Black Tigers, suit up and get ready for battle. We got monsters to slay." Ron said as the girls prepared to do battle.
TBC
AN: Will Lilo notice the changes to the Black Tigers? Will she tell them about her changes? Will she join the Black Tigers? You'll just have to read and see. I'm always open to suggestions for locations and opponents for later arcs. I'm also open to your suggestions of what you would like to read.