(A/N: Okay… I know this is beyond cracky but I enjoy comedy, it's a fault of mine.
Quickly written on a spur of the moment inspiration, this is the result of too many cups of tea and four over-active imaginations.
Let the hunt begin!! X3)
Adventure: Hunt the Uchiha
The halls were dark, lights that usually brightened the long hallways were off for the sake of a few hours of sleep, and it was pretty late at night after all. Hinata had to wonder what her father had wanted.
"F-father?" Hinata poked her head in Hiashi's study nervously, she had been there many times but the way the light from the lone candle in the room flickered causing shadows to appear at an alarming rate.
Hiashi looked up from the scroll he appeared to be pouring over and gave Hinata a long wary stare before gesturing for her to have a seat.
Hinata blinked, her father usually at least greeted her…
"You are engaged to Uchiha Sasuke."
Hinata doubled over in shock, out of everything her father could have said marriage was the last thing she suspected much less to Uchiha Sasuke a S-class criminal and missing nin.
"W-what?!"
Hiashi raised an eyebrow, "You heard me."
Hinata was absolutely flabbergasted, she literally choked on her next words "S-since when?!"
"This evening."
Hinata was left speechless, her first thought had been it was some engagement since birth or something but this evening?!
"W-what?! Why?!"
"Well, Tsunade-sama and I had a little chat and decided it was for the best." Hiashi said as if it were obvious.
He had the Hokageon his side?!
This last argument would be her last resort.
"How?! He's a S-class missing nin for christs sake!!"
"That's what I said, but Tsunade-sama said Neji was her second choice, which I was fine with but it being her second choice, I figured she knew best." He replied cheerfully, "If you would rather Neji though…"
In seconds the room that had only contained two people welcomed a third as Neji and Hinata looked at each other with stars in their eyes while their fingers laced together.
Hiashi blinked and was about to comment when they both turned to him, stars still shining in their pale eyes.
"We will find Uchiha Sasuke and bring him back if it is the last thing we do. You can count on us Hiashi-sama!!"
The perfect unison of their voices creeped Hiashi out a little but he nodded none the less.
…as Hinata and Neji exited the room no one noticed the empty bottles of sake littering the floor.
What? You thought Hiashi and Tsunade talked in her office? Shit no! They went drinking.
(Ending Notes: I know, I know, I should cease with the endless nonsense I continue to spout via writing, but with Burbs, Goldy and Fishy all egging me on… I couldn't help but write something absolutely random!
Muse-chan wanting a giant monkey!)